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JackCarpenter

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About JackCarpenter

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  • Birthday November 4

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  • Location
    Anchorage, AK
  • Favorite Earwolf Podcast
    The usual
  1. JackCarpenter
    the best in a hot minute
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    Woah! That echo just tickled my eardrum.
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    Milk, Milk, Lemonade...can I interest you children in an appetizer?
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    "You cut me deep.", said the ham to the slicer. "Cold and deep."
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    FINALLY! A show that will keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold.
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    I used to be way into pinto beans. And Pinto cars. And now look at me!
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    You can keep the change...of address form. I am a postal employee with a sense of humor.
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    I just bit into a crab cake expecting a rice cake. This party is going to be AWESOME!
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    Sexually satisfying my wife affords me the pleasure of being constructive with my insomnia.
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    Gene's beans?
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    Especially the apathy...
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    You been med schoolin', baby I ain't foolin', I'm no superman.
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    This is just a series of emoticons. Who picks these things?
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    "Take on me dog a walk"
  15. JackCarpenter
    Pardon me Roy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo? Your wife? Oh boy...
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