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Colfax McLiverneck

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  1. Colfax McLiverneck
    Howdy doody, poopy snoopy—did you roll in stinky dukey?
  2. Colfax McLiverneck
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, three times a lady.
  3. Colfax McLiverneck
    Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop one hot log at your door
  4. Colfax McLiverneck
    Fish wearing upside-down hats filled with water with smaller fish swimming around inside. Now that’s comedy.
  5. Colfax McLiverneck
    Da da da du dum, dry floggin’ it
  6. Colfax McLiverneck
    Da da da du dum, butt chuggin’ it
  7. Colfax McLiverneck
    Da da da du dum, hot loggin’ it
  8. Colfax McLiverneck

    More like your Momdalorian

    Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    More like your Momdalorian
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    Twas brillig, and yo mamma's toes did curl and tremble in the wabe
  10. Colfax McLiverneck

    Make hey while the nong mans

    Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Make hey while the nong mans
  11. Colfax McLiverneck
    I just flew in from your mom’s house and boy is my penis tired
  12. Colfax McLiverneck
    If you’re happy and you know it and you lost your hands to flesh-eating bacteria stomp your feet
  13. Colfax McLiverneck
    Knick knack paddywack yo mamma’s ass I nightly smack
  14. Colfax McLiverneck
    Two streams diverged in the yellow snow cause I just left your mom’s house
  15. Colfax McLiverneck
    There once was a man from Nantucket whose penis was so abnormally large that he could fellate himself.
  16. Colfax McLiverneck
    Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Bob DeNiro
  17. Colfax McLiverneck

    I am the third mustard toe.

    Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I am the third mustard toe.
  18. Colfax McLiverneck
    Hickory dickory dock, don’t touch that crusty sock!
  19. Colfax McLiverneck
    Dr. Vernon D. Ledbetter. A 1998 Ford Fiesta. That tree. Coincidence? I think not.
  20. Colfax McLiverneck
    A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.
  21. Colfax McLiverneck
    Thinking about changing my username name to Fuckstomp the Asswrench. Opinions?
  22. Colfax McLiverneck
    Prokofiev. One blue sock. The capital of Delaware. Coincidence? I think not.
  23. Colfax McLiverneck
    How much is that hot log in the window?
  24. Colfax McLiverneck
    Mister Bungle’s fungal rumble shocks my socks with grumpy mumbles.
  25. Colfax McLiverneck
    Shuttlecock is a real goddamn word.
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