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Posts posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you
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You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you canât make him crack it
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Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, thatâs comedy!
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Now that we find ourselves hip-deep in the throes of Junebuggy, let us reflect upon the hidden numerological meaning of your momâs zip code.
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Truck it, suck it, orange duck it. Ainât technology marvelous?
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Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Sphincterius and Pissanthia Fucklestein Foundation.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thatâs profoundly distorted depth perception indicative of anterior ischemic optic neuropathy.
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I came here to chew bubblegum and replace âWhatâs up, Hot Dog?â with this catchphraseâand Iâm all out of bubblegum.
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When the moon hits your eye like an upland Canadian heath, thatâs a moor, eh?
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Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Dickbert and Colostima Turdknuckle Foundation.
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Some people call me the Space Cowboy, but I identify as the Space Cowthey.
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I like my cobbler like I like my cobblerâfull of peaches and fixing my shoes.
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The following is a public service announcement from Earwolf: we are saddened to announce that Scott Auckerman, long time host of Comedy Bang Bang, is a poopy poopy fart face.
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On todayâs Increasingly Diminutive Things Considered, weâve got a small businessperson, an even smaller businessperson, and the tiniest businessperson of all.
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If we censors have offended, eat a dick and all is mended.
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Though it is neither August nor Christmas, weâd like to wish you a Holly Jolly Augie Doggie!
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Hark, Stout Yeoman of Hey Nong, what dost thou seek at the House of Hot Dog?
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In todayâs episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.
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Before we ask ourselves âWhatâs up, hot dog?â, we must answer the question âWhat IS hot dog?â
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Let me be forthright with youâif you take four rights, itâs the same as just going straight.
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Last Columbus Day I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave my whole family smallpox
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Da da dum dum dum, hot dogginâ it
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Ainât no party like a lion-man-scorpion party âcause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory
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Never gonna stroke you up never gonna stroke you down YOU JUST GOT DICKROLLED BITCHES
Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation
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Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation