Dead_Armadillos

Please, squeeze my cheese.

Is that a play on Stairway?

Buy VaticanTM brand farva beans. Beans, beans Good for your heart Jesus, Jesus Plays the same part The more you eat, the better you feel So take your communion at every meal

It's sillier in French.

Fuk me, right?

Well, at least that's done.

Take your passion And make it happen Pictures come alive You can dance right through your life

To bee or not to bee totally fly

She's a vegetable.

This is totally McDonalds. I'm lovin' it.

Relax, go to it. When you gotta go?

Now I can't get this song out of my head. Paul, that angelic voice.

This reminds me of the lyrics from the Beatles' For No One.

Do you ever wunder, man????

Scott pulled this one out on stage last night in Atlanta. He just pulled it out and shook it at the audience before putting it away. It was controversial. Congrats!

It's a real tear-jerker

Oh boy

I imagine this being said by an angry old man at a veteran's group therapy session. Everyone else believes that divine intervention kept them alive during the war... except this Bronze Star recipient.

Mmmmm...

Homesickness

Bearly rhyming

Sad, scared, snuggled.

Seriously, I shared this catchphrase with my Mom on a road trip and she laughed so hard that she farted.

Now, I might consider it for a European swallow.

Fare thee well Welfare