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I'd love to join the rotation even if its just for one or two movies

I'm new to Musical Monday's (and I seem to keep missing them though I love reading everyone's thoughts) do we have a list of all the movies that have been seen so far so no one suggests one a second time? It's not TECHNICALLY a musical but with the version coming out I'd like to recommend Judy Garland's A Star Is Born. Or even Barbra Streisand's because that one is supposed to bonkers.

Oooh yes! After being"fired" (he quit let's be real here) they move to D.C because of a possible job. It falls through and because her husband refuses to find work at any aerospace companies that makes missile /defense tech she goes out to a strip club to get drunk and another Madame finds her there takes her under her wing teaches her the escort game. Because she's supposedly so smart she soon starts learning all these important things and she beings her real business: SECRETS! (I love the way she says that). This woman is a national treasure!

Slick was EVERYTHING. I want a movie about her

I couldn't figure out who the main character really was at first, who I'm suppose to root for ( the constantly drunk horny friend of hers clearly ) , and why no one else thought this was clearly the premise of a horror film. Also the man bun's in awful thongs were upsetting and this strip club is full of violations. I feel like I have a cold sore and mono from watching this movie.

Uh I think you mean the one and only Miss Scarlett from Clue!!!!

What the fuck did I just witness? I cannot WAIT to hear June's take on this.

Ooh thanks! I'm dying at the weird choice of the song Heaven for this guys bike ride home. I'm only five minutes in and I really want them to have used that for a Striptease like dance for when the actual stripping part comes up like Demi Moore does with her weird music choices. Just a slow, dramatic, avant-garde male strip tease. I can't wait to talk about the one male stripper story I know involving my mom and her drunken friend in Canada. It's not great but it's all I have on the topic and it taught me to say no to meth.

Thank you for this! I think this is going to be an amazing movie because my (ironically skittish) cat Godric heard one second of the opening music and ran the fuck out my room like the devil was chasing him. He's clearly a film critic with delicate sensibilities. Only AFI's top 100 and Unspooled for him! That or he just hates synthy digital sounding music. Either way my cat has better taste than I do and he literally only wants to eat dry cat food.

So inspired by Taylor Anne's devotion to one of the greatest music videos of our time Queen of the Damned I tried to find a listical from syfy.com's Fangrrls on it and I just discovered that there was a tv movie on the motherfucking FURBIES!! It's called Furby Island and it looks like the stuff of nightmares. You can get it on YouTube for free and I think I might have found what I'm doing this weekend should I want to scar myself for life. I distinctly remember having one as a kid and needing to lock it in my closet because it wouldn't shut up and then being so scared of my now possessed closet I had to sleep with my mom in her room. This movie looks scarier than what being alone in the dark and hearing a weird robot chirping to itself from my closet felt like to an already terrified 8 year old. Would anyone else be interested in watching this monstrosity?

GIVE US SEXY VAMPIRE QUEEN AALIYAH PAUL! Let us have rock star Lestat (I can't even type that without laughing) in a band that I think he names after himself (which is the MOST Lestat thing ) ! This movie is nothing but open shirts, (p)leather , velvet, and mesh with a truly awful soundtrack. It's an early 2000's Hot Topic made sentient and it is EVERYTHING! WE NEED TO DO THIS MOVIE

So I found the strawberry baby bikini photos along with a bunch of other really interesting fashion choices from my youth (I'm just going to state right now no baby/ child needed as many swimsuits as I apparently owned) but no matter how hard I try I can't upload them because apparently even just the single baby bikini shot is too big and I'm too stupid to understand. That or Earwolf is trying to protect itself from ending up on some kind of a watch list which... fair. Though I am sad everyone is going to miss out on my delightful red sweater with the flower pom pom chest and zebra arms complete with FRINGE MANE. Honestly maybe the reason I looked like a hipster god is because my grandma owned a resale shop?

Honestly I think Kirstie Ally's character and the children would have been better off without him. Get her insane gun toting brother out of her apartment, redecorate, maybe get some therapy so she doesn't end up forcing whoever she dates after to be her children's instant daddy and try to be with herself. This guy was a jerk. She deserves better for both herself and for her kids. You're partner should never make you feel lesser for being a bad ass at work or having a good paying job. Also I get that Mikey might not BIOLOGICALLY be his but he is still HIS SON. He agreed to be his father and that means he's his father 100%. He doesn't get to just throw that away or resent it because he isn't biologically his. ( not that it isn't ok for parents to have moments where they sometimes resent the more stressful sucky aspects of having kids. But that doesn't mean you bail and only show up for the fun parts). I was raised by a single mom who was in the corporate world (my mom was a quality auditor for pharmaceutical companies and blood banks). It's really fucking hard having a demanding job and raising a kid alone. But she taught me that it's better to have an unconventional family structure than to settle for something . In conclusion : Kirstie get rid of the fuck boi cabbie/ pilot, redecorate your place and kick ass at your life! Also maybe leave Scientology? #wheresshellymiscavige

I don't have a baby nor do I want one but do you think Jason would accept my cats to hold? (Why do I feel like I'm asking what kind of tribute I should be bringing Jason as a sacrifice to hold?)

Ugh same. I just was scarred because Kim Zolciak got caught Photoshoping her FOUR YEAR OLD daughter to have a bigger butt in a picture. Because of course a fucking child needs a bigger ass!

I don't know how to process this information. Why???

Speaking of (somewhat) inappropriate baby outfits I used to own an obscene number of baby sized bikinis including one string bikini with two strawberries for a top. There's also a vhs of me and one of my mom's best friend's babies dressed as cheerleaders complete with headbands with hair sewn on them in pigtails. But my best baby stories involves the facts that apparently I used to enjoy riding the vacuum cleaner and locking myself in my grandparents dog's cage to chill. I have photos of all of these somewhere.

I remember seeing these movies as a kid and all I could really remember was being deeply upset by the opening of John Travolta and Kirstie Ally fucking/ the sperm and the egg. I still hate it.

Well they are the "green" party after all

I only know that name because my favorite snarky gossip blog just started a podcast and they mentioned he gave Billy Ray Cyrus a bong? I like to pretend it's actually Xanthippe from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Because of course she became a soundcloud rapper . In my head those aren't tattoos though they're permanent marker because I refuse to actually Google this person. I'm skeeveved out enough after the .05 seconds of looking up Post Malon. If scabies ever gained human form...

Honestly Kendra did him a FAVOR . Post Malon (who I see may apparently be cursed by a "paranormal entity" . It was the first thing I saw when I Googled who he was as I am not hip to the newest flavor of white douche bro the kids are into. )may have his awful barb wire hairline tattoo but Lil' Beastly ACTUALLY has barb wire in his face AND IS CURSED. YOUR MOVE POST! I think we just found the saddest rap beef of the millennium.

Yesssssss! I just want a scene where she forces Kyle to wear curtain lederhosen and parades him around New York like that. Once they have been humbled and learn to be human can we move into The Nanny territory or is that too much for poor Zola to take on?

I would have DIED. Perfect ending!

Not to mix Disney classics but if Kyle is going to buy Lindy's love why doesn't he pull an Aladdin and take her on a trip somewhere? It would get him out of the city which his dad clearly wants and they clearly can afford it. Hell he knows how oddly obsessed she is with Machu Picchu, take her to South America! I feel like she would love that more than she would candy. I mean I love candy but if I was forced into this kind of weird living situation I'd definitely choose a trip somewhere over fucking Swedish Fish or whatever it was. Not only is it a way for him to show he knows her but the two could bond on the trip. Budget wise I understand why they don't do that but they could have them prepare for a big trip THEN have her dad od the day they were supposed to leave. It would show how selfless Kyle had become (really like the bare minimum in that situation) if he were to insist they not go and instead whisk her off to her dad instead of just putting her on a train after a day at the lake house. It gives it more stakes.

I was actually thinking that at first but thought maybe it was too weird. BRAIN TWINS! I didn't go the black magic route I just assumed she was like an immortal being which is why she couldn't take her kid with her. So she popped back into his life did NOT like what she saw and decided to ground him . God what I would have given for a scene where he petulantly screamed something about her not being his real parent/ her not having the authority to punish him . I like your idea much more though.