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  1. Does anybody know anywhere else I can watch this besides the Crackle app which refuses to work for me? I'm always leery about signing up for free trials of stuff but if that's all there is with Starz/Amazon Prime I guess I'll do it
  2. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201.5 - Minisode 201.5

    I was just about to say that! I don't care how delightful you are supporting Woody Allen means you're trash.
  3. I completely forgot yesterday was Friday and thought it was Thursday. I hope you guys had a great time!
  4. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201.5 - Minisode 201.5

    I screamed WHAT out loud and upset the cats. To be fair I was more upset than the cat.
  5. Ok now ladies(yeah!) We gonna break this thing down for just a second. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothing! I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior. I am your neighbor lend me some sugar! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,shake it, shake it, shake it, shake, Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Now all the Beyonce's and Lucy Liu's and baby dolls get on the floor! Sorry I'm a Hey Yeah completest (at least up to the Beyonce Lucy Liu line)
  6. If it's Terrence Howard do you think he's going to rave about his new math and how one times one has to be two? https://mashable.com/2015/09/14/terrence-howard-one-times-one/ I'd link the actual Rolling Stones article but it's fucking insane and it gives me a headache just thinking about anyone trying to read it
  7. This has nothing to do with the chicken on this poster but a close friend of mine owns a metal rooster they named Richard so they can say they own a metal cock named Dick. I've never been so proud. Also there's a truly giant concrete rooster statue on someone's lawn in my town I have totally taken out of town guests to see this thing and had our photos taken with it. I have no shame.
  8. I have no idea what this movie is about but there's a chicken on the poster and I'm utterly intrigued so I'm in. I am obsessing over this chicken. I'm going in full June Diane Raphael on this one you guys and I can't wait!
  9. Well that's got to be the greatest honor EVER bestowed upon a piece of cinema! Fuck the Oscars this is what means you've made a real film!
  10. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201 - Skyscraper

    You probably have to have a key or code to access the residential floors. I've been in a lot of hotels with bars and restaurants that let you access those floors but you need a keycard to get to the other floors. Still I bet the people living there would hate having to share an elevator with the public. They should have a separate elevator.
  11. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201 - Skyscraper

    I want to know if he was just stewing about this for all these years and suddenly an opportunity presented itself to get revenge (if so damn he went in HARD) or if he's been planning a way to kill or destroy the Rock all this time and he just got a perfect opportunity. Like does his apartment have a creepy wall of photos of the Rock with the eyes all gouged out or something? Has he been actively plotting ways to murder/wreck this man? Because it's one thing to frame someone (still an insane reaction) but it's another thing entirely to kill him and his family. Do the other surviving members of the Rock's former team hate him this much? Is Linda from H.R plotting to do away with him next? I think that the Pearl would be a novelty in Hong Kong but I don't think it would be the world's number one attraction. It would be interesting because it's new but that's about it.
  12. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201 - Skyscraper

    He no longer has use of his hands. They are just burnt off stumps. He full on is nothing but a 4th degree burn from touching that molten steel. 4th degree burns go down to muscle and bones. If the woman who was horrifically maimed by McDonald's coffee got 3rd degree burns his hands should be like ash. They should have died not just from the intense heat and heat shock but also from smoke inhalation which kills 50- 80% of people in a fire. Your breathing in burning hot air and gasses which fries your lungs and can send you into cardiac arrest, carbon monoxide and a bunch of other shit like cyanide. Also being called "The Neil Degrasse Tyson of Pandas" just made my week. I might need to get business cards....
  13. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201 - Skyscraper

    So I was skeptical about the nighttime panda feeding and thought maybe the movie meant red pandas which are nocturnal and crepuscular (and the cutest things on this planet) but I wanted to do some research. It turns out that the movie might be correct! I don't think the Hong Kong zoo has a nighttime feeding . I don't even think they have pandas. I know there's a sort of panda theme park but I don't think it has anything to do with the actual zoo. Regardless according to this article( http://thewildlife.wbur.org/2015/08/07/pandas-dont-play-by-the-rules/ ) about research done by scientists from MSU (always nice to read something that isn't about horrific scandals for a change. ) pandas have three peak times of activity: Morning, Afternoon, and Midnight. " In a statement from MSU, research associate Jindong Zhang said, “We cannot simply say the panda is a crepuscular creature. Giant pandas show complex activity patterns that are closely related to food quality and water availability,” Zhang said. “They need to eat food more frequently, such as at midnight, since the nutrition quality of bamboo is low. The study of the activity patterns of pandas opens a door to discovering the unique adaptations of pandas to their environment.” " So there you have it. My insane brain is FINE with people running around a burning building willy nilly, cutting steel cables with an ax, and jumping off a fucking crane but nighttime panda feeding , that shit needs to be fact checked!
  14. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201 - Skyscraper

    I want a hilarious comedy about a thief accidentally stealing a fancy Business Lady vibrator instead of the high tech McGuffin they were hired to get now
  15. gigi-tastic

    Episode 201 - Skyscraper

    .Kimi Yes!! Unless they have a bad guy in H R or are in charge of hiring/ what was the plan if The Rock didn't get the job? Were they going to take out his competition so he's the only applicant? Also wouldn't it have just been easier to stack the deck of applicants with bad guy contractors you paid off to infiltrate the company so that you would know for sure you would get the iPad? That way you don't have to fight anyone at all.
  16. I love each and every one of these!!!! How about Light My Menorah or maybe Love and Latkes? Perhaps Verklempt in Vermont (it would be about an advice columnist who is too busy working to take their own advice and find love. Or maybe dueling advice columnists forced to spend Hanukkah snowed in together in a romantic Vermont inn.)
  17. Ok so are there any Hanukkah t.v.movies out there? I want to be inclusive in my garbage films. I know about 8 Crazy Nights, The Hebrew Hammer, and that one episode of the Rugrats but I can't think of a single made for tv Hanukkah film. Hollywood get on this! Let me have wacky romcoms that involve ust while Person A helps Person B light the menorah. Show me how A is an uptight/ clumsy whatever who finally starts to learn to value family with a scene of them making Latkes with their grandparents recipe. Have them receive a present every night from a secret admirer! Give me something, anything I'm not picky!
  18. THAT WIG THO. This movie MUST be done. If not by the gang than we must do it ourselves. Maybe we can figure out a holiday movie day each week after Thanksgiving or something. Because we also need to talk about my favorite version of A Christmas Carol the ICONIC A Diva's Christmas Carol starring the one and only Vanessa Williams. It is EVERYTHING. Kathy Griffin is the ghost of Christmas Past! I cannot stress enough how bonkers this thing is.
  19. gigi-tastic

    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    I mean... could she be read as a Gatsby like figure constantly striving for love and in the end being brought down by a vindictive asshole but ultimately being the one who orchestrated her own demise ? Is there a scene where she throws her million scarf ensembles around a room to impress Hudson? Does this make her army bodyguard Nick though? It's been a while since I re-read The Great Gatsby. I just know in my soul that Jordan Baker is a lesbian and that's all that matters.
  20. gigi-tastic

    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    Huzzah!!! I'm so happy you're feeling better!
  21. gigi-tastic

    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    To be honest I fully thought she was going to die in that phone booth or wander out and collapse on the football field. I did NOT expect her to make it as long as she did so when she started to sing the second song I just assumed she would burst into a sobbing meltdown or something not drop dead. I was shocked by that. Not ending of A Night In Heaven shocked (I literally screamed at that ending) but still shocked.
  22. gigi-tastic

    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    I mean I'm all for Jacksonville being burnt to the ground. I assume it happens because of a Molotov cocktailing of someone's boat by a rival dance crew gone horrifically wrong.
  23. gigi-tastic

    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    Oh assumed it was an overdose of some kind but I was just surprised it took so long and she was able to do... anything on stage in her condition.
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    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    Ok so when she talks about the football team thing am I wrong in thinking she was gang raped? Clearly that is what happened right? My god this poor woman. This movie just constantly shits on her. I'm honestly surprised we don't see her beloved childhood pet run over.
  25. gigi-tastic

    Musical Mondays Week 51 The Rose

    Ahhh that makes so much more sense. I was confused by the other photos and thought maybe people were comparing her to them? Idk I watched it on my phone. I definitely also was saddened by how clearly her parents still loved and cared for her. They wanted to go to her show! I'm kind of fascinated by this though. You would think that Rose would be the way she is because she came from a neglectful home situation and she was forever trying to compensate for the lack of love and affection. She seemed absolutely desperate for love and affection. I'm sure people from good home situations also can feel that way but as someone with similar, if much less severe issues of craving love, acceptance, and validation, I know that I'm partly this way because of a slightly messed up home life. So it would make sense to me if her parents were maybe not the greatest but it feels very much like her parents love and support her. I feel like they might not understand her, but they clearly support her. Also why didn't she want to see them at all? Was she ashamed of herself and didn't want them to see her falling apart? Which is a whole other level of sad. I'm also now remembering how much I love The Blue Album .
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