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Contortionist drug addicts can snort coke off their own asses. But it could lead to a huge crack problem.

Robert DeNiro in a Fiat Punto, eating pasta, all around Italy. You Tortellini to me?

As subtle as a brick through a jeweller's window

Layla - you got me on my knees. Layla - these stains aren't going to come out easily.

Wherever you go, there you are.

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I'm Mista Barista, the coffee dealing king of Nantucket. Where there once was a man from.

Everything I do, I do it for megabucks.

Would you say they're veally good?

Sure you can ask where's the beef? But why not how is the beef? Does it need a hug? Y'know, kobe up that baby a little bit.

D'ya ever wonder who you gonna call if the ghostbusters are already out on a job?

Catchphrase catchphrase burning bright in the Aukerman of the night.

Time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' on a banana peel. Cos time is a 1950's cartoon. Plus it's racist.

Tasty ass wasps? All the ass wasps I get round these parts are awful.

First cut is the deepest. Deep cuts are the sweetest. Cheap Cutz are why my fringe is so uneven.

Sing a song of sixpence none the richer. A pocketful of bearded barley. Kiss me.

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I've heard of poisoning your room mate because he won't stop snoring in his sleep but this is ridiculous. Also this is the court case about that poisoning and I am guilty.

I am indebted to you Sir Visa, for thine card of plastic credit thoth enable me to purchase sustenance when the coffers are empty. Also porn.

The Bangles also sang about maniac Monday but the families of the murder spree victims sued so that one never got released.

If I was a carpenter I'd have saved myself 500 dollars last weekend.

I ate crackers with edam, I listened to threedom, Saw frogs in a cage and tried to free them.

I'm like a gremlin, I love being eaten out after midnight.