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Max Power

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Everything posted by Max Power

  1. https://soundcloud.com/velvetdogfish_1/no-plugs-in-my-tea
  2. It's alliterate, not illiterate, but why would you say apt alligators ate acrimonious aardvarks?
  3. I still can't forget that unforgettable fire wasn't what I was looking for in the blue sky
  4. You can take that to the dollar store
  5. I love my Tamagotchi almost as much as I love my pet rock.
  6. Max Power

    Get this

    Get this
  7. Copyright Green Day
  8. Something vulgar that somebody wrote. This is that kind of show.
  9. There's no "I" in Comedy Bang Bang, but there sure is "me"
  10. If I was a sculptor, but then again no I have a 3D printer
  11. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, then it's a pretty bad duck hunter.
  12. Some say Ostentatious, I say Austin, Texas.
  13. OK Go and GoGurt are suing PokemonGo for copyright infringement on the intro to "Pikachu to Heaven."
  14. Did Juno go to Blu-Ray or Jupiter? Said the Capital of Alaska.
  15. Ich bin ein Frankenstein
  16. New No No. Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter
  17. Hang On Man, no that's not right, Hey Gong Man, no still not right, Heynongman, aha! Bababooey, Bababooey, Bababooey!
  18. Mark Bavaro had 39 career touchdowns and 2 Superbowl wins
  19. Overheard poor saying of "I already did this"
  20. On Fleek, On Point, On Par. On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner and Blitzen!
  21. Max Power

    Crank it, Yo!

    Crank it, Yo!
  22. Max Power

    Plug Seance

    A very quick plug theme with a chanting aspect, "Listen to the plugs, Listen to the plugs." Background music is slap bass and tremolo guitar with delay. Anthony Kiedis on vocals. https://m.soundcloud.com/velvetdogfish_1/plug-seance
  23. The toaster goes ding, the oven goes bing, the microwave goes mmmbop
  24. Slow down, Jon Lovitz
  25. There can be only one Adam Quardero
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