Toilet paper rock, toilet paper roll

[Toilet paper rock, toilet paper roll]

Wipe

[My poker shop is overstocked with polka-dotted soda pop and also those playing cards with Al-Qaida members on them]

War

[Don’t look at me, I voted for Margaret Thatcher’s ghost]

Okay?

[Everybody knows baby got back, but Daddy got back too. Mommy not so much.]

Family time

[Watch out for the Bean hound]

Okay I will

[A relevant, eloquent elephant is out of a pelican’s element, but an amateur, lacking-words pachyderm is square in a flapping birds aperture.]

Rhyme time baby

[Your mom gets a healthy supply of my Vitamin D...and by that I mean Vitamin D3, the one that helps with your immune system.]

Healthy

[Idle hands are the Devil’s playthings, but Eric Idle’s hands are another story]

Indeed

[Stick a Juicy fruit in my chewy chute, Huey Newt...on]

Love it

[Peter, Place Priorities Properly. Pack Patties Pre Party, Please.]

Do it plez 

[It’s actually pronounced “Fuh-toshop” in the original Vietnamese]

Noodles

[‪You can take the dog out of the fight, but you can’t get me to take the dog’s place in that fight. ‬]

Nice

[A hotter model with otter baubles requires a water bottle]

Okeydokey

[Bars, cars and different tar, that’s what’s in my bottom]

Fasho

[Trumbo, Dumbo, and Columbo wear Umbro with Mutombo...Dikembe Mutombo that is, baby!]

Basketbal

[I got head full of pudding, a belly full of whiskey and a handful of options for where to attend university]

School

[I heard this Taco Bell was serving horse meat, so I'm leaving...Because I heard the Taco Bell across town still is and I need me my horse tacos!]

I heard this Taco Bell was serving horse meat, so I'm leaving...Because I heard the Taco Bell across town still is and I need me my horse tacos!

[One for my master? One for my dame? Seems like BDSM is really my game.]

Poem

[Fire Hydrant Jim really lived up to his name when we screwed his head off and blood just sprayed for hours while the neighborhood children cooled off]

memories

[Go and retrieve your posterior from the Bottom shelf, the shelf which holds bottoms and is also deceptively high off the ground.]

Butt stuff

[T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Only 9 Ts Kids will remember this.]

Nostalgia

[Home is where the heart is...Beating louder and louder beneath the floorboards...Can't you hear it?]

Poe

[Bill Bellamy's Tel Aviv Celery Revelry Instilled jealousy in Elle and me]

Stuff

[If you see the police, Malcolm Jamal-Warn-A-Brotha!]

Classic shirt

[Bugs? Head? Time? What concept isn't made at least slightly worse with the word "bed" in front of it.]

Good q