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Not looking good for this cold I’m coming down with. Hopefully Tom just accepts his role as Jordan’s little bitch and we can move on to the healing stage.

You’re fucked ostrich. Ain’t no 2 ways about it. Your way of communicatin’ with the other sex is gone. Best draft a prenuptial cuz this gonna Uggo

#meeeow You’re a great friend Dalton. Thanks for the cab sav.

Computer delete.

Computer read description.

Little Esther’s daddy is such a boss. Dude just wants to be involved in his daughters life even though he doesn’t hang out with dads anymore. And that’s cool because now he can just talk about his daughter with buddies without them talking about kids that’s aren’t dating the founders of Wendy’s. Ya done good big Esther.

Daltron3030 wins again.

You guys want me to bring in the crisis actors to fluff the old forum stats or should we do it ourselves? How do you think they keep getting those prime ass advertisers for the boyz? A: prime ass reads by the boyz. B: those stats where erybody listens to the boys. C: all the not drunk driving I’m now doing. IN that ORDER. HEY GUYS. buy some boner cream already.

Lollipop factories giimme’ worser falshblacks than a coastal Frenchman with ankle to hips hives.

Great job Dalton. Bet his new stand up style is basketball. And a NHTSA ad to boot! Now that’s the way I like to see my tax dollars spent!

It’s like a piece of paper, but computers.

Page 1? Give me a friggin break. I guess I might as well start posting about my horse earwax candle Etsy shop.

you better get used to it. ive had a couple of buddies start chasing the snail and could never reintegrate back into the group. especially when they miss out on the greatest podcast episode ever recorded. bet they rename a wing of the new earwolf studios after hayes, brett and tim because of all the audiobooks this epi will sell. sean. if you're reading this over someones shoulder on the LA train because the enormous fanfare drives most people to these forums soon. please remember that we love you and are in love with you. reach out if you need me to come pick up bosch and give him a proper home.

Also if anyone wants to meet up. I’m in the back of the jurors lounge with a track suit on. Hope we get picked together!

This is the greatest episode of this show ever. Sorry Sean, but Brett’s got your number. He didn’t even get acknowledged for the best joke of the show when he says it’s weird to have sex without gloves on. Sean will never recover from this. What a shame.