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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    can we track down a picture of kevins mom so CMB can make a 'where in the world is kevin's mom' poster? please
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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    word on the street is that kevin's mom, in her newly found 'love for travel', has been racking up the frequent flyer miles with monthly trips down under. is beefACE kevin's real dad?
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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    You make this forum, and this crazy fucked up world in general, a better place CMB! But who am I kidding? All I care about is this forum.
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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    Kevin’s mom reads these forums, so keep it clean friends.
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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    I appreciate both your tone and specific consolations. Dalton, my hunky mansplaining friend, ewehh ewehh, that was a fine ass description. You go boy
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    Episode 248 - Triumph At Comic-Con

    The sentence should have been “I certainly don’t think Dalton wouldn’t have written a great description of the best podcast ever.” Kind of a double negative there. Eat dirt dirteaters.
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    Episode 247 - Patton Oswalt, Our Close Friend

    Like a really good description of the episode but with great hair written by a master of podcast descriptions.
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    Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend

    One of those party clacker hand spinning things, but when you spin it it makes a duck noise instead. Now thats good wholesome humor. Dairy pillows. Are you like beef ace’s cousin, or you guys like doin it upside down, both? What’s up. How often you guys get together. Does his hair smell good like his signature previously boasted? Any details about my boomerang buddy would be great.
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    Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend

    Like a bigwheel but for really old people.
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    Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend

    one of those nudie girl pens, but instead of a nudie girl, its the fart symbol.
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    Episode 246 - Aparna Nancherla, Our Close Friend

    Chair made of whoopie cushions
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    Episode 244 - Joel Kim Booster, Our Close Friend

    I need to talk to you Dalton; about hair product and how it inforfs such a glorious synopsis. Meow
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    Episode 240 - Adam Lustick, Our Sad Friend

    All your real friends wants it to fly Henry. If that’s what you want. It will fly. Capture your dreams before they capture your urethra, son.
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    Episode 240 - Adam Lustick, Our Sad Friend

    Guys. Lets not forget, even with all the distractions of Kevin clearing his name as a physically abusive creeper or Dalton being deserving of some high end dry shampoo because of the mangerial style of besser; that this was a REALLY GREAT EPISODE. This deserves a page 2 just so Hayes knows his straight talk wireless plan is dog shit. So, what is your sprit animal? mine is a monkey. Because I like to hang out in TREES and EVOLVE
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    Episode 240 - Adam Lustick, Our Sad Friend

    Couldn’t be a more accurate description dalty. I know besser doesn’t say it, but you’re doin a heck of a job brownie. The members of this board would like to all chip in and help buy you the good shampoo. Please provide your home address
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    Episode 239 - Dave Holmes, Our Close Friend Again

    Jeff Probst is a boneyfyed igneramoose
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    Episode 239 - Dave Holmes, Our Close Friend Again

    a little tidbit for all you good honest hard working boys and girls that come around these parts still.
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    Episode 239 - Dave Holmes, Our Close Friend Again

    It’s an apron
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    Episode 239 - Dave Holmes, Our Close Friend Again

    Me-ow dalton. Great job.
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    Episode 238 - Joe Mande, Our Close Friend

    Rob Otam
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    Episode 238 - Joe Mande, Our Close Friend

    Robs right dalton. You did good.
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    Episode 237 - Kate Micucci, Our Close Friend

    Anybody else getting tracers off these alt boner pills I got solt on?
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    Episode 237 - Kate Micucci, Our Close Friend

    yeah. he better PRODUCE a damn good apology. dirtball malt vinegar licking redcoat. always blaming code smell on dingos.
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