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    Episode 268 - Adam Conover, Our Close Friend

    TruTV used to be courTV. Chew on that.
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    Episode 267 - PFTi, Our Close Friends

    PFT wanted to jump back into that voicemail and tell erybody what that hinkey was doing with the surveys so bad. Glad he got cuckblocked.
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    Episode 267 - PFTi, Our Close Friends

    Who dis? New pwn
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    Episode 266 - Tom and Julie, Our Talkshow Friends

    This place is on FIRE! Good stuff everyone
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    Episode 266 - Tom and Julie, Our Talkshow Friends

    Thanks Cisco. Didnt even have to pay Cloppy for that promo. dummy.
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    Episode 265 - Reggie Watts, Our Spooky Friend

    What’s more annoying? Being nice and cool, or retelling the same story about pretending to be Popeyes as a kid for 10 years?
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    Episode 265 - Reggie Watts, Our Spooky Friend

    This is my first stop for all HH news and information. Dalton, you’ve affirmed that decision yet again. Thank you.
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    Episode 264 - Flula Borg, Our Format Friend

    This is still a thing? awesome!
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    Episode 263 - John Levenstein, Our Showbiz Friend

    This one has potential. I’ll listen.
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    Episode 260 - Jo Firestone, Our Gameshow Friend

    Fake nip. I have it on good authority that was a prosthetic nip. Not a big deal. She’s an amazing person with what I’m sure are fantastic nips, but those were not them. Apparently the CBB forums were the cause of the nip swap in her rider. Some of those sick ducks would have made a damn song about promoting them or something crass like that. Thank your parents for vaccinating you next time you see them. Otherwise you could be over in the CBB forums debating your schizophrenic shadow friends. To each their own I guess.
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    Episode 262 - Brett Gelman, Our Close Friend

    I actually liked this one.
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    Episode 261 - Jameela Jamil, Our Close Friend

    I’m going to be wearing purple socks and a matching pocket square for the next live show. Hope to see you all there. Great post Dalton Just fantastic work out of you these days. Above and beyond Tiger. Hold on to that enthusiastic spirit.
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    Episode 259 - Cedric Yarbrough, Our Close Friend

    ^^^^ this is fantastic CMB. I got flushed a while back and have been taking my time rebuilding my bowl. You will hear more from me again soon.
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    Episode 256 - Tom Scharpling, Our New Host

    Not looking good for this cold I’m coming down with. Hopefully Tom just accepts his role as Jordan’s little bitch and we can move on to the healing stage.
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    Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3

    You’re fucked ostrich. Ain’t no 2 ways about it. Your way of communicatin’ with the other sex is gone. Best draft a prenuptial cuz this gonna Uggo
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    Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3

    #meeeow You’re a great friend Dalton. Thanks for the cab sav.
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    Hollywood Masterclass Season 2

    Computer delete.
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    Hollywood Masterclass Season 2

    Computer read description.
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    Episode 253 - Little Esther, Our Brand Ambassador

    Little Esther’s daddy is such a boss. Dude just wants to be involved in his daughters life even though he doesn’t hang out with dads anymore. And that’s cool because now he can just talk about his daughter with buddies without them talking about kids that’s aren’t dating the founders of Wendy’s. Ya done good big Esther.
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    Episode 253 - Little Esther, Our Brand Ambassador

    Daltron3030 wins again.
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    Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend

    You guys want me to bring in the crisis actors to fluff the old forum stats or should we do it ourselves? How do you think they keep getting those prime ass advertisers for the boyz? A: prime ass reads by the boyz. B: those stats where erybody listens to the boys. C: all the not drunk driving I’m now doing. IN that ORDER. HEY GUYS. buy some boner cream already.
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    Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend

    Lollipop factories giimme’ worser falshblacks than a coastal Frenchman with ankle to hips hives.
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    Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend

    Great job Dalton. Bet his new stand up style is basketball. And a NHTSA ad to boot! Now that’s the way I like to see my tax dollars spent!
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    Pitches

    It’s like a piece of paper, but computers.
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    Page 1? Give me a friggin break. I guess I might as well start posting about my horse earwax candle Etsy shop.
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