MondoMudbutt

Give me diah-Rhea Perlman or give me death.

A rabbi grabbed my third eye on the first date like a bad little boy.

In the breeze I smelled a diseased cheese.

No one said this job was going to be easy, but someone’s gotta pull apart the cheeks.

Cannibal? More like can of bull shit and that’s disgusting, and it smells bad.

What holes must the Play Doh go in to make the cream erupt?

I’m contractually obligated to let you eat my rotten cottage cheese.

Somebody poisoned my mom’s applesauce and now’s she’s ill.

Gimme the curdles and leave the milk. Mama wants nipples of silk.

If you're gonna ride my ass, make sure it's on a corn mattress.

Pinch the chocolate and spread the cheese. What's good for you is good for me.

The turkey sandwich was even more delicious the second time.

RGB? More like ROYGBIV.

Riding bareback on a white horse and the devil’s cummin on me.

For God so loved his girthy earthworm, he created the penis.

That cucumber will never fit, they said. Look who’s laughing now!

I’m trying to get breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and dessert at Chili’s for the next 3 weeks straight.

Is it just me or is there a pubic hair in my Lunchable?

Sickle cell anemic smells and the carcass of the rotten ham hock by John Grisham.

Drop the grape, Rupert. You like raisins, remember?

If there ain’t sweat on the back of your thighs after leaving a dank Port-O-Potty, you ain’t a friend of mine.

Martha Stewart is a new judge on Chopped.

What do you think those dinos way back when did for food? It’s not like they could just go to the McDonalds down the block for a cheeseburger, am I right?

Yes sir, I’m inquiring about your authentic Moist Bubble Nips.

I’ve never been so disappointed as when I unsuccessfully tried to write a diss track about missing a gynecological dentist appointment.