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  1. A tush in the hand is worth two in the bush
  2. The two twenty two train tore through my butthole
  3. We're going on a bear hunt we're gonna get brutally mauled
  4. The early bird gets the perm here at Perms For Worms
  5. Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot spider climbed up the water spout and boy are its arms tired
  6. Absinthe makes my part grow longer
  7. Yes officer, Rhys was with me from 5pm to 8pm on the night of the 23rd
  8. Herbivores Hurt by Hidden Herpes, a Cold Sore Coleslaw Cold War
  9. Alligator Tears for Alligator Fears, Real Tears for Herpetophobia
  10. rhysmakeswords

    Now streaming in 4k

    Now streaming in 4k
  11. A pocketful of posies, a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue
  12. Home is where the heart of my first victim is hidden
  13. rhysmakeswords

    Hello my name is Rhys

    Hello my name is Rhys
  14. Reese's pieces for all my nieces, and a curfew or two for my nephew. Get to bed kid!
  15. "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!" was the reply when Santa asked where he should cum