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Yabadabadook

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  1. There was a dumb asshole called Freeman Who tugged on his wang like a demon. In a diner he worked And all day he jerked So the food always tasted like semen.
  2. There was an old codger named Plemons Whose testes were yellow like lemons When either was squeezed The poor fucker sneezed Causing delerium tremens.
  3. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
  4. All day long I's pickin' da cotton...
  5. Opportunity knocks, because it never knows when you're jerking off.
  6. Yabadabadook

    Weiner? I hardly lactated!

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
  7. Yabadabadook, Chapter 7, verse 12.
  8. When god closes a door, he opens a window. Also when he takes a shit.
  9. There was an old man known as Janus Who let rip a fart very heinous. The stench it was cruel; Strong odour of stool! Regardless, the fart entertained us.
  10. There was an old man called Ignatius Born way back in the cretaceous His schlong was quite withered And his scrotum most fissured So his claims to be young had no basis.
  11. There was an old man called Ignatius Whose pubes were both lush and herbaceous He trimmed them at night By the moon's pearly light But some would not budge - too tenacious!
  12. There was an old man called Ignatius A litigant somewhat vexatious for a hideous rash he sued for some cash But his argument was found mendacious.
  13. There was an old man called Ignatius With warts that were very contagious His balls and his schlong Both looked very wrong Exuding a fluid sebaceous.
  14. Fuck this shit, but only if it consents! #mepoo Das vedanya, baby!
  15. Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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