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FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r

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  1. It stank to high heaven and the landlord was starting to ask questions. I mean what would you have done?
  2. You reap what you sow. I sew reefer into the sleeves and seams of dirty clothes. I then sell those clothes in the parking lot at Phish and Dead shows.
  3. Bangers and Mash. Bangers and Mash sang Miley Cyrus as I ate my breakfast and she rode my mustache.
  4. chaw slipped and drooled its way on to the carpet. Suffice it to say Johnnys ass it got whipped. And as for the ship. Has anyone heard of the Titanic?
  5. Mirror mirror on the wall. Behind the two way mirror theres a camera pointing at the shower stall.
  6. Parker and Kathy Najimy, the enchanting cast of Hocus Pocus. Well, as it turns out I got both my three Witches and my three wishes. Ladies, turn down the lights and let the magic begin.
  7. This isn't a threat, it's a promise. Thats what I told my ex-girlfriend when I gave her a Promise Ring. She took it as a threat.
  8. I'd like to get rid of my dog cuz he's always ripping up the furniture but then I would have no one to blame for all the piss and shit on the floor.
  9. FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r

    Like Fresh Air for dipshidiots.

    Like Fresh Air for dipshidiots.
  10. The devils in the details. My D be leavin' pee trails.
  11. Misery loves company. However the State of Missouri Division of Tourism wouldn't know a good state motto if it shit inside their ass.
  12. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times? Jesus Christ Dickens make up your Goddamned mind!
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