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    PRO VERSION: ADVICE ON DIFFERENT PLANTS

    top notch post, h-dawg.
  2. y'all are welcome for this colossal bump, btw.
  3. i relistened to this ep today and i just wanted to say, the way hayes sings "typical situation" at 54:40 is the exact same as pippin sings "everything has its season" in the song "corner of the sky" from the musical pippin. this clearly negates what they said previously in this ep about them never having seen or heard a musical.
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    Episode 234 - Joe Wengert, Our Contest Maker Friend

    my favorite part of the stitcher app is how i have to manually update my favorites playlist by going to the show's feed and refreshing the page there. and how some shows in my favorites just show up as a grey box. you might say that it's a grey-t feature!
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    Episode 234 - Joe Wengert, Our Contest Maker Friend

    two weeks in a row where the boys mentioned indiana...................everything is going all according to plan.......
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    Episode 234 - Joe Wengert, Our Contest Maker Friend

    woah woah woah the pro version theme in the regular episode? talk about a massive screw-up!
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    Episode 233 - Nicole Parker, Our Close Popcorn

    i'm SO over this episode. it's SO last week! bring on the new one! although i did appreciate the extended segment about indiana. talk about the midwest more!
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    Episode 233 - Nicole Parker, Our Close Popcorn

    is a popcorn wedding anything like popcorn reading that you'd do in elementary school? can i choose who i want to marry at the popcorn wedding and then they have to marry me?
  9. the ostrich

    PRO VERSION: Fourdom

    Sean, Shawn Johnson-East, Shaun the Sheep, and DeShawn Stevenson form a barbershop quartet. Hayes gets jealous and forms a crime syndicate with the ghost of deceased president Rutherford B. Hayes.
  10. the ostrich

    Episode 232 - Arden Myrin, Our #MovieRank Friend

    say it to MY FACE, greggy side note: i hope all future HH threads end in fisticuffs.
  11. the ostrich

    PISTOL SHRIMPS RADIO 4/3/2018

    for a hot sec, i thought matt was unintentionally/unknowingly referencing football player randall cobb.
  12. the ostrich

    Episode 232 - Arden Myrin, Our #MovieRank Friend

    blessed image
  13. the ostrich

    Episode 231 - Ego Nwodim, Our Close Friend

    all this talk of muscles and flexing and punching is getting me all hot and bothered
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    Episode 231 - Ego Nwodim, Our Close Friend

    yessssss i was wondering if the saga would continue. i can help out with the "bot" dylan research if you'd like, henry, but i understand if you want all the credit for your game-changing discoveries
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    Episode 231 - Ego Nwodim, Our Close Friend

    ladies and, ah, germs, heh heh heh, i would like to welcome you all to page 2
  16. the ostrich

    PRO VERSION: The Threequel

    i demand a reboot of "tanks, but no tanks"
  17. the ostrich

    Episode 231 - Ego Nwodim, Our Close Friend

    bababooey
  18. Sean and Hayes have sold this episode of the show to a wealthy couple who are NOT Hayes's parents but actually strangers from Kansas City
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    Hertzlichen Geburtstag Hayes!!!

    where's the video huh jay
  20. the ostrich

    PRO VERSION: Sponsored Show Only For Tom And Joan

    my money is tied up currently in enron stock, otherwise i would.
  21. the ostrich

    Episode 23 - Hashtag Dog (w/ Colt Cabana, Sunita Mani)

    my wrestler name would be "the smoochador" and my finishing move would be smothering my opponent in kisses
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    PRO VERSION: Sponsored Show Only For Tom And Joan

    feels good to get a pro version topic started. as vince staples once said, "if you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you." i am that kangaroo today, and boy does it feel bittersweet.
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