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    Copy pasta, creepy pasta, mommy pasta, daddy pasta
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    Hello nasty my old friend, I've come to Paul's Boutique again
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    Councilmen, let the record show this steer stomped my solar panel and THEN took a shit on it
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    I kick it root down, I'll take a poop now
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    As a wise man once said: "All I want to do is hoodrat shit with my friends"
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    Shampoodler stuck his doodler in Colfax McLiverneck's MondoMudbutt
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    That's my souvenir, you basic bitch!
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    Once the skin is plucked free, be sure to reserve your imported tube grease for that credit check!
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    So I says to Maybel, "Fuck your tinnitus, we've gotta make it to Reno by sundown!"
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    Ectoplasm? I hardly know him!
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    that last earthquake knocked my copy of The Fountainhead onto my crotch. It was a nine-point-oh on the dick-hurt scale
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    Bright (2017)

    Pogo_the_hobo posted a topic in Bad Movie Recommendations

    A Netflix original absolute mess. I don't even know how to describe this. Can anyone help?
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    foreskin? more like moreskin!
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    Why do droids scream in Star Wars? Who engineered them to feel pain? Today we answer the uncomfortable questions everyone is asking.
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    Don't be fooled by his idiotic demeanor, Dr. Demento is a wanted felon posing as a doctor when, in fact, he only has a Master's
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    Suckle hell, daddy-o. I'm the gang's new pharaoh now.
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    931 pages of catch phrases justp ick one ffs and save us from this hellscape welcome to comedy bang bang
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    For years my polio was misdiagnosed as just having a bad attitude
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    Waylon Jennings claims he's a rambln' man, but he is actually quite concise
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    Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Cookin' meth in a camper trailer/ Early in the morning
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    Hey salty seadog, the cut of your jib really hoists my mizzenmast
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    Not even his gaping cricket teeth could stop her moist polyps from groaning
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    Fifteen men at South by Southwest, Yo Yo Ma and a Japanese drum
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    Unsolicited pictures of butts is just one of the many perks of being podcast famous
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    Suggest a catchphrase, my ass (I won't suggest a catchphrase)
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