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About RichieMillennium

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  1. I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, and you're a zucchini. Get out of our pepper patch, terrorist, your work visa is DENIED!
  2. I love my new Levis 411 jeans with the banana-shaped pockets
  3. If life gives you Roe v. W, make Roe v. Wade
  4. Don’t settle for just any no-name curtain lights, you deserve the best, you deserve Overture Curtain Lights. Now, on with the show!
  5. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sly and the Family Stone.
  6. So help me, if you ever say "licky boom boom dem" to me again I'll show you who's an informer!
  7. “Be the change you wish to see”, said the quarter to the wooden nickel.
  8. 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls 1 pint, 8 girls 1 quart
  9. Cleveland has the Browns, Cincinnati has the Reds, and St Louis has the blues because they always make the list of the most dangerous cities in the US
  10. Cock-a-doodle-doo? More like “Kids Are People Too”, which ruled the roost every Sunday morning from the day it was hatched on ABC television in 1978 until it finally flew the coop in 1982, according to this one chick I met at a rally to raise awareness that the sky is falling.
  11. Say what you will about Captain Kangaroo, but I’m proud that in America a guy with a ping pong ball-filled ceiling can achieve the rank of captain.
  12. The doctor said I have 20/20 vision, but I think he was really just trying to sell me a calendar 2 years in advance, and anyway it seems like a strange thing for a proctologist to say.