RichieMillennium

If I could be blunt or brief neither of us would be in this senate race.

Don't touch that dial, but also you're not listening to the radio.

The 2nd greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making the Statue of Liberty disappear

Knotty pine is great for paneling, naughty pine is only good for paddling

Say hello to the house band, with refrigerator on lead guitar, chaise lounge on bass guitar, and chest of drawers slapping the skins

As God is my witness, the defense asks the court for permission to treat the witness as hostile

I can tell by that look in your eyes that you got hit in the face with a look pie

If life gives you emergency firsts, make emergency first aid.

You've got just 3 more chances to win infinity chances to win, keep listening for your cue to call!

What's shakin' at the shake shack, Ziggy?

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "The juice is loose but my five is tight"

I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, and you're a zucchini. Get out of our pepper patch, terrorist, your work visa is DENIED!

I love my new Levis 411 jeans with the banana-shaped pockets

If life gives you Roe v. W, make Roe v. Wade

Don’t settle for just any no-name curtain lights, you deserve the best, you deserve Overture Curtain Lights. Now, on with the show!

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sly and the Family Stone.

So help me, if you ever say "licky boom boom dem" to me again I'll show you who's an informer!

“Be the change you wish to see”, said the quarter to the wooden nickel.

2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls 1 pint, 8 girls 1 quart

Cleveland has the Browns, Cincinnati has the Reds, and St Louis has the blues because they always make the list of the most dangerous cities in the US

Cock-a-doodle-doo? More like “Kids Are People Too”, which ruled the roost every Sunday morning from the day it was hatched on ABC television in 1978 until it finally flew the coop in 1982, according to this one chick I met at a rally to raise awareness that the sky is falling.

Say what you will about Captain Kangaroo, but I’m proud that in America a guy with a ping pong ball-filled ceiling can achieve the rank of captain.

The doctor said I have 20/20 vision, but I think he was really just trying to sell me a calendar 2 years in advance, and anyway it seems like a strange thing for a proctologist to say.