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Bingo Boy

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  1. His name may be Kotter, but he’s welcome back at surprisingly few places.
  2. Its a good thing curiosity killed the cat, because i never bought it any food.
  3. When I hired you as my wedding DJ, what part of ‘Smash Mouth deep cuts only’ did you not understand?
  4. I have a sugar daddy, and by that I mean my dad has diabetes.
  5. I hate to break it you Van Morrison, but technically they’re all brown eyed girls.
  6. Your pickle in pantsy tickles my fancy.
  7. There are two mysteries that will never be solved: who killed Kennedy and who let the dogs out.
  8. I’ll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area.
  9. She blinded me with science...also with bleach. It was mostly the bleach that blinded me.
  10. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, ask him how the hell a grown ass man doesn’t know how to fish.
  11. My ramen restaurant slash strip club “Miso Horny” would have succeeded if it weren’t for all the soup burn lawsuits.
  12. You can take half my money, but you’ll get my bumper pool trophies when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, Sheila.
  13. The high prices at this prosthetic supply store are costing me an arm and a leg.
  14. Maybe I misunderstood the name, but my trip to Gobbler’s Knob was pretty disappointing.
  15. No more pencils, no more books. This school budget crisis is a serious problem.