Why is no one worried about this glass shattering wind sweeping the nation? They're willing to organize a PTA meeting for the assumption that the new girl may be practicing Satanic rituals but are unwilling to protect themselves against some very suspicious weather activity? According to Geostorm a lot of shit is about to go down in the next few years and I fear this South Carolina town will not be ready for it.
On another note, do we really get any information on why we shouldn't join the dark side? They have cooler cars, dresses and seem to get to make out with whomever they want. Sure you don't always get invited to Thanksgiving, but the trade off seems trivial.