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  1. A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course. And no one can talk to a corpse, of course. That is, of course, unless that corpse is the famous Mr. Dead (sung to the Mr Ed theme... Of course)
  2. 99 bottles of beer on the wall... On the wall?! What kind of full blown psycho hangs 99 bottles of beer on the wall?! I'll take one from the frigde, thank you.
  3. My neighbor keeps telling me to stop eating his cats, but how else does he expect me to get all those extra lives?
  4. Backstreet's back, and Blackstreet's black. My name is Shirley and I'll dance around for 5 dollars and a hot lunch!
  5. I, Scott Auckerman, upon my death, bequeath all of my belongings, stakeholdings and liquid assets to the author of this catchphrase submission. No backsies.
  6. Flick me in the face and call me Sherry! Your mom's ugly, gross and scary!
  7. Ob-la-da, ob-la-da, life goes on... as long as I keep providing the antidote.
  8. Leapin' lizards and jumpin' Jupiter, I've never seen a face look stupider!
  9. Jimmy cracked corn, but Johnny cornholed the crack so he could sneak it across the border.
  10. Whether French toast or French fries, either way leave French Stewart alone while he's trying to make breakfast.
  11. If you lived here, you'd be homeless by now.
  12. I'll flick the beans if you lick the peens!
  13. OptimusPrimate

    What happened to the games?

    Wow, I spoke too soon, they just played wyr in today's episode!
  14. Excuse me sir, I left my pockets in my other pants. Would you mind if I put my hands in yours?
  15. OptimusPrimate

    What happened to the games?

    Wish they would bring them back more often. I don't remember hearing any games yet this year. I can understand wanting to move on, I guess, but there's still plenty of room for improv in the games.