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JohnBoyJack

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About JohnBoyJack

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    Wolfpup
  • Birthday 01/01/1868

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    Greenland, it's awesome here
  • Favorite Earwolf Podcast
    Comedy Bang Bang! Of course! Sloppy Aucherface is an amazing host!

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  1. O' Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Wait- that's right, you're working a shift at Walgreen's until 7pm.
  2. If the devil's in the details and the angels are in the outfield- where's that leave me?
  3. Butterflies are free...-- but they don't realize they're going to die in 2 weeks...
  4. If E=MC², then I=MC-ʰᵃᵐᵐᵉʳᵉᵈ.
  5. Where's down, cool cat?
  6. JohnBoyJack

    Help us with the CBB 2019 Calendar!!

    Papal April-- Gay May (as in 1930s gay)-- Fly July-- Happ-"a" septiembre-- The member of December--
  7. If a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime-- what kind of deducible are they looking at? Do mimes have a decent union?
  8. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, sat right beside her-- and was like, "who the hell eats whey and curds? There's literally three starbucks within walking distance from here."
  9. Once upon a time I was falling in love. But now I'm only holding in farts. Nothing I can do I guess!
  10. Ding-Dong- The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!-- That kind elderly woman that used to ring the church bell down the street. Dings and dongs were always her thing.
  11. If push comes to shove- I'll shove you in the neck with a pen knife.
  12. Once upon a time I was a boy... Now I'm just a guy with a sex robot and student loan debt.
  13. Chinese take-out?! I thought you wanted to make-out!!
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