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  1. It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."
  2. I lost and subsequently found my virginity at church camp.
  3. MalcolmJamalWarlord

    I've made a Hoob-mistake.

    I've made a Hoob-mistake.
  4. MalcolmJamalWarlord

    What up, hot dog?

    What up, hot dog?
  5. You take the good, you take the bad, you take the ugly, you take them all and there you have the film I was conceived to.
  6. Wriggle me tender til my member doth swell and all of my hair surrounds thee.
  7. A dyslexic walks into a bra and the bartender says "Get the fuck out of my bra, perv!"
  8. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Thanks to MalcolmJamalWarlord for that catchphrase submission.
  9. Manufactured in a facility that also fondles nuts.
  10. MalcolmJamalWarlord

    Butt cheeks.

    Butt cheeks.
  11. If wave length of the is cake of marriage of my rainbow and the cake the brine is perfection, I how may enter to the cake of the complete my pants full of the chocolate?
  12. How is a raven like a writing desk? They're both responsible for the murder of my 3 sons.
  13. Tell Luigi to squeegee a Bee Gee in Fiji. Maurice Gibb to be precise.
  14. If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be hip and take a sip.
  15. Hands up, don't shoot. That's the way we like to fuck.