I unironically enjoyed this (saw it early) and it's borderline fresh on RT but I believe it has the hallmarks of a potential classic HDTGM movie.
-It's tracking to be a huge flop at the box office, with franchise aspirations from a producer/writer who has either succumbed to incredible hubris or is about to pull a billion dollars out his butt.
-There's a terrible YA romance where the fully human male lead is the one who delivers a very robotic performance.
-It has an awful script with hilarious lines delivered by Oscar caliber actors.
-There are cyborg dogs, Cristoph Waltz has a giant rocket powered scythe-hammer and there's a lady who looks like a giant robot praying mantis
-a fictional sport is shoehorned into the plot
-"Hunter-Warrior" is a legitimate job description
-there is a scene where Alita loses nearly all her limbs and is basically a torso and an arm, about to die when she executes a one armed handstand into backflip, and just stuffs her whole fist into a dude's eye socket while delivering the greatest F-bomb of the PG-13 era
