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  1. Bat boys, bat boys, what you guano do when they come for you?
  2. Roses are black, violets are black. Its midnight and also, I’m blind.
  3. You can’t make an omelet without two adult omes having sex and then a baby.
  4. When I was going to St Pauls, I met a man with seven balls...
  5. As I strode along the road, I blew my load upon a toad.
  6. Its the end of the world as we know it and I steal wine.
  7. I know you’re an intern but these balls aren’t going to wash themselves.
  8. After I logged on my computer this morning it took me an hour to clean the shit off it.
  9. Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherd’s delight. I like to blow shepherds.
  10. So I said to him “Put that in your pipe and smoke it!”... Because I’m a drug dealer.
  11. One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Ok, thats enough I guess I can only fit four bananas in my rectum.
  12. Welcome to the Hotel California, you can check out any time you like and check-in is 3pm.
  13. When you said this was a Sting operation I didn’t think we would be removing Gordon Sumner’s appendix.
  14. Here’s a random memorandum to my fandom, don’t abandon Bryan Cranston.
  15. Is it a bird is it a plane, is this an optometrists office?
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