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    Bat boys, bat boys, what you guano do when they come for you?
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    Roses are black, violets are black. Its midnight and also, Iā€™m blind.
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    You canā€™t make an omelet without two adult omes having sex and then a baby.
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    When I was going to St Pauls, I met a man with seven balls...
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    As I strode along the road, I blew my load upon a toad.
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    Its the end of the world as we know it and I steal wine.
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    I know youā€™re an intern but these balls arenā€™t going to wash themselves.
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    After I logged on my computer this morning it took me an hour to clean the shit off it.
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    Red sky at night, shepherdā€™s delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherdā€™s delight. I like to blow shepherds.
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    So I said to him ā€œPut that in your pipe and smoke it!ā€... Because Iā€™m a drug dealer.
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    One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Ok, thats enough I guess I can only fit four bananas in my rectum.
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    Welcome to the Hotel California, you can check out any time you like and check-in is 3pm.
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    When you said this was a Sting operation I didnā€™t think we would be removing Gordon Sumnerā€™s appendix.
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    Hereā€™s a random memorandum to my fandom, donā€™t abandon Bryan Cranston.
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    Is it a bird is it a plane, is this an optometrists office?
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    Thereā€™s been so many Spider-Man reboots they should call him ā€œRepeaterā€ Parker.
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    So I said to her: Throw away my pogs? No Marie can-do, Marie Kondo
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    Leprechaun, I hardly knew ā€˜er chaun!
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    Oh hi hi, Mr Family Guy, Peter Griffin in here riffin', got me splitting my sides.
  20. masonreloaded
    In case of NPR-mergency, break Ira Glass.
  21. masonreloaded
    Iā€™m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Sir, please put your spout away, this is a public park.
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    Iā€™m coming in nude, so lube up your tube.
  23. masonreloaded
    The stains on my knees mean I aim to please.
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    If the glove doesnā€™t fit, you must-a quit. If the glove does-a fit, you must-a continue.
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    With Jack Bauer comes Jack Responsibility
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