BloatedFartingScumBag

Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer

When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.

COVID-Y BUMP BUMP II: VACCINATED & LOVING IT!

They hated him 'cause he told the truth: "Abe Lincoln was thiccer than John Wilkes Booth."

If I insult you with my lack of social graces, would you hold it against me?

Well now I'm in jail for stalking a celeb and I can't get a hold of my second-cousin Jeb... Bush, that is. Texas teabagger.

Reyd yll ybout it!

I straight up hate it and think it's edgy 12 year-old-level of humor that hurts people and benefits no one but racists.

More like 'Wild Salsa', amirite

A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?!

Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!

Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.

They just don't make sperms like they used ta!

Thanks to, ugh, "Bloated Farting Scumbag" for that wonderful catchphrase submission. Don't think it's gonna stick.

Is the bathroom that way? Oh, that's the kitchen, right, my bad. Be right back.

COVID-y Bump! Bump!

"You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.

First you tell me grandma is in the hospital and then you whine that you can't decide on your favorite Seinfeld character?! Pick Elaine!

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, and the rest.

I believe Scott said it's: Denial, Betrayal, Anger, Collective Betrayal, Denial Again(???), and Anger

I'd never turn a Tina I didn't Ike

"We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."

Highway to the manger zone, me and Mary gonna bone

Xanadu, Xana-doe, Xana Stately Pleasure Dome, Xana-Hey, Xana-Ho, Kublai Khan

"Gimme back my show!'