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  1. The hamburger scam of New Haversham sandwiched the bandwidth ‘twixt Norfolk and Rotterdam.
  2. A personal-sized sunbeam made of raw bread and pig fat in Burkina, Mr. Puente, is a dough-ray-me Faso lard, Tito.
  3. They call me Forrest Gump ‘cause I’m always pushin’ chocolate.
  4. Say that to my face, Asshole! I’m a licensed anus counselor.
  5. How do I love thee? Let me count the Waze app turns…
  6. Flaming poop in a bag’s a real gag. Flaming musophagidae? Tragedy.
  7. Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Grass is red, / I have deuteranopia.
  8. Dicks of a feather dock together.
  9. Is that a jar of salve in your pocket, or are you just chappy to see me?
  10. Think you can or think you can’t—either way, no one gives a shit.
  11. Diarrhea hot, diarrhea cold, diarrhea from my butt splattered in the bowl
  12. Well spank my ass and call me by my Christian name!
  13. Euripides’ Shorts

    Mics used on CBB?

    I’m not sure if this is the proper forum for this, but I was wondering if anyone knows what microphones the crew at Comedy Bang Bang uses?
  14. Hey, lemme ride that donkey! I paid for the round-trip mule trek, after all.
  15. I missed an accidental when I did my song and dance, / But no one missed the accident that followed in my pants.