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  1. Euripides’ Shorts

    Elementary, my dear hotdog.

    Elementary, my dear hotdog.
  2. My pepperoni is lonely. Add your havarti and we’ll party.
  3. Death waits for no man. That’s why women live longer.
  4. Shit through a goose is good for a gander
  5. My dog’s so hot he just pisses steam
  6. That’s one small thrust for a man, one giant disappointment for my date
  7. Euripides’ Shorts

    Semen is as seaman does

    Semen is as seaman does
  8. The caustic Gnostic / Watched a Bob Ross flick, / Prayed, and ate a popsicle pie, / But he couldn’t cool down / With his feet on the ground, / So he took a pill and got himself high; / Then he tinkled ‘til his bladder ran dry. / (Oh my!)
  9. Hot Fart City gonna set my hole, gonna set my hole on fire
  10. If you can’t take the heat, quit putting hot sauce on your genitals!
  11. Two girls, one cup: that’s what I watch when I eat
  12. ‘’Tis better to have rubbed and been caught than never rub a chub at all.
  13. Let he who is without skin drop the first trow.
  14. Euripides’ Shorts

    Cauliflower?! I hardly know her!

    Cauliflower?! I hardly know her!
  15. Sweet like candy to my soul, / Candy rock and Tootsie Roll.