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Stone Cold Jizz Austin

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  1. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Wham bam thankyou sam-i-am. I shan't stick around for green eggs and ham.
  2. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    It's an oldie, but a goodie, said grandpa with a woody.
  3. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    At the end of the day, it's all about how much hummus you can scoop with your dong.
  4. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though I'm tied up in a pyramid scheme.
  5. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I'll say it again, I don't want to fight, put on your damn speedo, and go fly that kite.
  6. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    A picture is worth a thousand words, but this big bird sex tape aint worth a damn.
  7. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I'll have a vodka martini... shaken, not stirred with your penis.
  8. Stone Cold Jizz Austin

    Eat, sleep, shart, repeat.

    Stone Cold Jizz Austin posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Eat, sleep, shart, repeat.
  9. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    They say not to shit where you eat. Worst birthday dinner ever, dad.
  10. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I came, I saw, I came again. These shorts are ruined.
  11. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Give up velcro? I'd rather let Big Bird park his jeep on my face.
  12. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... now it looks as though drink purchase is required.
  13. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    I'll have a vodka martini... shaken, not stirred with your dong.
  14. Stone Cold Jizz Austin
    Have you seen that new gardening segment on Fox? Talk about rake news.
  15. Stone Cold Jizz Austin

    No one bones like Gaston.

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    No one bones like Gaston.
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