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Animal

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  1. Just wiggle your caboose like a silly little goose.
  2. Nothing is nude under the sun, except this full moon.
  3. Jan Brady doth protest the Bunch, methinks.
  4. If my hat tastes like cake, I'll eat my hat.
  5. It was kielbasa times, it was bratwurst of times.
  6. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, spin around and make a sprinkler sound.
  7. Slam-dunk all your eggs in one basket. Now you made a sports omelette.
  8. Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man smelly and dumb and he dies.
  9. You're once, twice, three times Slim Shady. You're M&M&M.
  10. Well butter my Butthead and call me a Beavis.
  11. Take a look, at this left hook, it's Reading Painbow.
  12. Everybody dance later.
  13. If you give a fish a man, the fish will not know what to do because it has a small brain.
  14. I scream, you scream, we all scream, please help us.
  15. Godot never showed up, so now I'm Waiting for That Ho.
  16. Keep your hands off, mere mortals; this smorgasbord is for the Lord.
  17. Please keep all hanky-panky inside the Hanky-Pankatorium.
  18. I flirted with danger, but danger turned me down.
  19. The friend who fills your cavities is your Friend with Dental Benefits.
  20. The stars littered the night sky like a bunch of shiny trash.
  21. Throw out that figgy pudding, it's not Christmas yet, you fool.
  22. Look at my lovely lobster lumps, I'm a corpulent crustacean.
  23. Actions speak louder than birds. Speak up, little bird!
  24. Looks like I caught another trap in my trap trap.
  25. If you put on your tunic, I'll sing you a tune, Nick.
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