Gym Sockerman

Boy, that Arm and Hammer toothpaste sure does taste awful. But I'm willing to stick with it!

Ooph. That women in the workplace segment got me really steamed up. Not like angry but like SO HORNED-Y.

This is bull butt! I thought I'd be all cool and check the forums before the episode was even posted, but even THAT was too late for that sweet, sweet top comment spot. I'm at a crossroads. I know I'm capable of getting that top spot, but will I be okay with the person that I have to become to get it? Anyway, congrats to Regular Chanson and RIP to OG Chanson.

I bet Marc's not going to ask Obama the question that we all want to know. Where's the prez on the call sheet? Above the title?! Emblematic of Macroni's subpar interviewing skills.

I just fear that Barak might have his heart broken. Sean and Hayes are very busy (show busy [nice, good one]) guys.

I've learned a thing or two about comin at kings from the Wire. Watch yourself McGurl. I won't miss.

The Aceman was met with the appropriate degree of laughter and derision.

I didn't even try this time very hard at all. Not even a little bit very much. I have accepted defeat. So don't anyone worry about trying to get that first comment slot next week cause you'll have no competition from me. Seriously, don't worry about it. Really though, I swear I don't care anymore

Qu'est-ce que c'est

Is that the fried cheese thing Australians are always talking about? I assume Wil Anderson represents all of Australia.

Absolutely the best movie reviews I've ever heard. Really hope those ole Rotten Tomatoes jerks take a hint and piss off. I like my reviews coming from real people, like me.

But do they really? These are the questions.

I think we're really making progress here. I'm thinking we go full art house with this picture. Like just a collage of people's white whales and also actual white whales. It will kind of be like Samsara which I haven't seen but I think I might know what it's about.

I bet we could just pool our collective knowledge and adapt it into a screenplay.

I need to read Moby Dick so I can make a proper reference to that top comment spot being my white whale.

Scott's already sounding more at peace with the situation than on the 12 guests of Christmas Doug Loves Movies episode. Still hoping for some barely-passive aggression!

Come on, Ben! How do you not remember David the Gnome?!

Isn't it funny how Brett-style people is cool now and non-Brett-style people is pumping our gas?

I try so hard and you just luck into it! This world is unjust and terrible.

And just throwing this out there since it was mentioned during the episode. I ordered a Casper mattress--and used the code Pardo for 50$ off--and it's a fantastic bed. I wake up feeling more well-rested and I've found that even on weekends when I'd normally sleep for like 12 hours, 8 is all I need on the Casper. Also my cat loves it.

The infamous celeb-faved tweet!

I hope Sean and Hayes don't do a podcast with Dexter! He's a killer! That would be pretty spooky imo

Mad Men, Mad Max, iJust don't know anymore!

Wow! Finally Scott's starting to get some real guests. He's really moving up in the world.

"Drop soup on me." Best thing I've heard this week.