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"Much like the ring on Reynolds' fist It takes willpower to sit through this And although the CGI stinks At least it's lacking Jar Jar Binks"

Chev Chellos wakes up in Tiajuana, Mexico in a bathtub full of ice to discover a gang of Mexican thugs (led by Danny Trejo) have stolen his kidneys. Now he has to find someone who can give him a transplant AND have the same blood type as him before he dies of kidney failure. Crank 3: Live and Let Dialysis.

Thanks to this podcast, I've sat through Old Dogs, Battlefield Earth, and All About Steve. But I'm really wary about this one. It honestly sounds like the worst movie that's been reviewed yet.

A formal thank you for a two part Cakebossfest. I was in cake heaven. But not Cake Heaven.

Joey Buttafucko

This movie features the following: -Chris Klein's acting -An extreme sport with inexplicable rules and stupid looking athletes (with names like "Skullface" and "La Guillotine") -LL Cool J as the cool, black best friend -A plot that makes virtually no sense -Jean Reno with a Russian accent -A 10 minutes chase scene filmed entirely in night vision with goofy sound effects -Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell with a Russian accent (and nudity) This movie is laughably bad. And it's wonderful. Mix with beer for a great time. ALSO! It's a whopping 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. Boom.

D3 seconded. If only for the "Goldberg Rollerblades Backwards Forever" scene.