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For the Literalies (Literalys?) - are you going to do them again next year and use the same categories, but have all movies ever regardless of year eligible? So for instance, you could have "Worst Movie Accent" go to John Wayne's asian accent in The Conqueror (1956) for the 2012 Literalies, but then in 2013 the winner will be Drew Barrymore's British accent from the 1998 film Ever After? At first I thought maybe you should change the categories every year, but now I think just having random winners in the same categories every year is stupid and ridiculous enough to kind of work. Definetely call them The Literalies though, that is a great name.

You're a terrible troll, nobody even bit on that

In regards to your criteria at the end, I think there is a fantastic choice for a movie to do. THE CAT IN THE HAT It has Mike Myers, Dakota Fanning, Kelly Preston, Sean Hayes, Dan Castenella and Alec Baldwin. You can do the movie while still portraying Alec, Dan and Sean in a more or less of an okay light, which is important since you all probably have friends of friends of them. It was marketed as a kids' movie, but all of the jokes are thinly vieled sex and poop jokes. There are no "kids" jokes in the movie at all. The premise involves their house getting sucked into an other dimensional hell scape that would probably freak a lot of kids out and it barely makes any sense. Mike Myers is terrible in it and uses really weird accents the entire time. There is a remake coming out soon. There is so much material for a podcast in here I don't even know where to start. Also it gets an 11% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 3.5 on IMDB.

I had no idea where this was going for the first thirty seconds, and then it got amazing.

At first I was disappointed that your poem didn't focus more on ancient aliens, but Stavros and his "hill country, goat-slaughtering dialect" were a great substitute! Keep up the good work

This was fantastic, can he even do this once a week? It seems like he put in a lot of work on this. I wish this was a regular but alas.... "The only praying you do is to vaginas and movies."

Paul Scheer carried that episode.

I haven't laughed at a Helen Keller joke like that since I was 12. These are great.

Wow Kulap really loves that ap-movie business model- she could barely contain her enthusiasm!

I want "Everything happens for a reason" and "Nothing lasts forever" hanging on my wall

You should have added "Like the One in Jacob's Ladder" to the headline title. Great concept

You should have added "Like the One in Jacob's Ladder" to the headline title. Great concept

So good to see JJGo getting so much "mainstream podcast" love lately. Even though nothing about this is remotely mainstream, I don't know what else to call it. Nice work Jordan.