cagefan

I feel like so many of these movies have good shit in them it's just that the different parts don't go together. Here's a shot at that. This next one looks a little better:

It's been a little while since we've had a movie that was actually in theaters. Not only is One for the Money in theaters currently, it made $11M in its opening weekend despite a 3% rotten tomatoes score. It's got Kathrine Heigl who is phenomenally awful in everything she does except knocked up. She's almost as ridiculous as the Cage. DO IT!!!

"Now with more concerned looks, blue lights and vaginas dentata!"

I smurfed her in her tight little smurf until my smurf snapped off. She started to smurf blood until she smurfed my smurf out in a big brown pile of smurf covered smurf.