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  1. Salutations Nick Roll! Remember when you used to say the n-word on Comedy Death-Ray? Is that a good thing to do?
  2. Hello Paul F! Word on the street is that you and Scharpling had a falling out. Anyway, what the hell was the plan with Seeso? Did anyone think that was going to pan out?
  3. Dear Mary Howard, Casey Anthony was found not guilty by a jury of her peers. What is your favorite episode of Friends?
  4. Ms. Lapkus on a scale of 1-10 how awful was it to film a sex scene with Pete Holmes?
  5. Mr. Gabrus at what point does your ironic racism stop being ironic and instead become a mask that eats into your face?
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    never realized how much fun the forums could be without jeffreyparties but plz mods lock the thread now too much horseplay plz also ban this account
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    Earwolf Forum Rules - PLEASE READ

    Love the new rules. So happy I just bought Luke HENDERSON! a new Howl account.
  8. apocowarg

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYES!

    Happy Birthday, you old sun bear!
  9. stan sitwell smells someone defending sexism on the wind and rises from his grave
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    Have you checked your forums inbox recently OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Did you even know the forums had a messenger feature? It's shocking, I know. Don't worry you do not have a message from me but you do have one.
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    You've been told by a number of people that you are contributing to a pattern of female CBB guests being criticized in a way that male guests are not. If your response to that is "NUH UH YOU ARE DA TRUE SEXISTS" then I don't know what to tell you. Examine your shit or fuck off.
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    Episode 447 - These Are the Worst

    Personally, I'd like to praise Stan Sitwell for displaying an amazing amount of courage by continuing to post on a forum where everyone hates him. Just remember Stan, no matter how many people tell you that YOU have a problem, the correct response is to dig in and claim that it is EVERYONE ELSE that has the problem. You inspire me.
  13. Spend less time with your forum posts and more time with your grandparents. The clock only ticks one way. My grandparents are all dead though so I can hang out here if I want. I'm gonna list my favorite Simpsons episodes. 1. Whatever the last one was that aired I didn't watch it but I bet it was good. 2. One with crayon in Homer nose. Note Lisa finds made me tear up. 3. One with substitute teacher. I like Lisa episodes. 4. Hank Scorpio. 5. Them spooky ones with the gravestones. 6. Skinner gets caught under newspapers. 7. Scenes from Springfield. 8. Homer boxing. 9. Homer go to space. 10. Marge go to spa. 11. X-files one. 12. Canyonero. 13. Lisa is vegetarian. 14. Lisa babysit Bart. 15. Flaming Moe. 16. Troy Mclure does sex with fish, 17. Homer owe mean sisters money. 18. Dental plan, Lisa needs braces. 19. Homer almost do sex with Mindy. 20. Homer almost do sex with Lurleen. 21. Bart and Lisa save Impy and Chimpy. 22. Bart not allowed to go see Impy and Chimpy movie. 23. Bart sells his soul. 25. Lisa want a horse. 26. Mr. Plow that's my name that name again is Mr. Plow. 27. Ned goes bonkers and gets locked up. 28. Homer eat too much and gets monkey, 29. Burns steals Bart, dogs shoot bees out of their mouths. 30. Simpsons get trampoline. 31. Jazzman dies. 32. Michael Jackson play piano. 33. Snakes get beat to death. 34. Barts steals Bonestorm. 35. Marge makes pretzels. 36. The angel and the mall. 37. Impy and Chimpy Land with killer robots. 38. Same episode as 37 just wanna say "My son is also named Bort." 39. Bart get job on clown show. 40. Homer become clown man. 41. Mean guy step on all them rakes. Okay, I have to go now but this is pretty good.
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    Episode 444 - Mind Your Please and Questions

    I'd caution to say it's irrelevant even without the second part.
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