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About Foltaire

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  1. Foltaire

    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    tim-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLTTZZZZ! *he hacks down the tree and it falls*
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    Episode 248 - Triumph At Comic-Con

    I loved this funny episode of the show but the new forum is very scary.
  4. Foltaire

    Episode 554 - Educainment Squad

    I could listen to Horatio riff for 1,000 days straight.
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    Episode 245 - Riki Lindhome, Our Close Friend

    I haven't had a chance to listen yet but I have been repeating 'Ri-ki Lind-hooome' in the way that E.T. says "E.T. phone hooome" all week in preparation. RI-KI LIND-HOOOOME!
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    Episode 244 - Joel Kim Booster, Our Close Friend

    The US President right now, Don Trump, is kind of a Kim Booster, don't you think?
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    Episode 243 - Jordan Morris, Our Sci-Fi Friend

    Sci-fi? This week? Bold.
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    Episode 241 - Live from Onionfest

    More like UnYoungFest when Sean's around, right? Cause it's just the old people who like 'um like Hayes say in the ad.
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    Episode 241 - Live from Onionfest

    For those not familiar - The Onion is actually very funny news. It'll say 'Southern Man Thought His Son Was Trapped in Madden 19 Video Game' or it says 'Jared Kushner Takes Break from Politics to Launch Special Range of Butt Cream' or 'Trump Buys All of Jared Kutcher's Special Butt Cream to Get Him Back to Work at Corruption' and then everyone says "hang on, this is real news," and then Onion say "gotcha! It's not real news - it just funny". Very, very nice for smart people like me (who just devour Politico) to get some comedy for once and nice to see The Boys involved.
  10. I haven't had a chance to listen this one yet (I've been too busy standing up for Luke Null on SNL fansites) but wasn't that Joe Mande episode funny!
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    Episode 546 - 69 Show Pitches

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    Episode 238 - Joe Mande, Our Close Friend

    I've been up all night trying to come up with a 'Mande' and this is the best I got: I'm a dynamic updater and a static speed-dater.
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    Episode 238 - Joe Mande, Our Close Friend

    I managed to listen to the first thirty minutes before I had to go back to work. So far, very nice.
  14. Foltaire

    Master Class Season 2 guest wishlist

    I was imagining a comedian called Ma' Mitchell last night. She's a sort of physical comedian - always smacking her "damn kids" - and tripping over phone wires and stuff. Very, very funny. She's endlessly complaining about her wimp husband, 'Len', who's a "good fir nothin' piece a trash with girly hands!", and one of her catchphrases is maybe "the exit is that-a-way, Len". She's got two sons, quarterback-hamburger types, called 'Studly' and 'Dean', and they love their mother dearly. This woman is "built like a linebacker" but takes care of her hair, makeup, etc. A sort of ageing southern belle who loves beer and whatnot. She does stand-up, hosts SNL, and is working on an HBO special with 'Larry the Cable Guy', who she calls "her road husband", but it's totally platonic and you can tell. She loves Len, really. I'd really like to hear Ma' Mitchell on the show!
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    Episode 224 - Nick Wiger, Our Corny Friend

    My WW2 warship has a poop deck and farts bombs