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I managed to listen to the first thirty minutes before I had to go back to work. So far, very nice.

I was imagining a comedian called Ma' Mitchell last night. She's a sort of physical comedian - always smacking her "damn kids" - and tripping over phone wires and stuff. Very, very funny. She's endlessly complaining about her wimp husband, 'Len', who's a "good fir nothin' piece a trash with girly hands!", and one of her catchphrases is maybe "the exit is that-a-way, Len". She's got two sons, quarterback-hamburger types, called 'Studly' and 'Dean', and they love their mother dearly. This woman is "built like a linebacker" but takes care of her hair, makeup, etc. A sort of ageing southern belle who loves beer and whatnot. She does stand-up, hosts SNL, and is working on an HBO special with 'Larry the Cable Guy', who she calls "her road husband", but it's totally platonic and you can tell. She loves Len, really. I'd really like to hear Ma' Mitchell on the show!

My WW2 warship has a poop deck and farts bombs

The dog sniffin' Hayes' butt?!

If HH was CBB, Level 12 and Kevin Bartelt MMA would ALREADY be t-shirts, DOG GONNIT.

Get a load of this dummy! "Uh, duh... I don't get it!"

Show's closed folks, you don't have to stop listening, you just can't listen here!

Guess dem boiz r tryna rip froo dis whack contract datassole Colin dropped on em at double-zipper speeeeeed!

I gave my teacher Mrs. Crab-Apple a 'D' in her classroom yesterday hehehehe EDIT: oh and I got an 'A' and some 'T' hehehehe :lol:

"I'm not SAYING all the designers at Wohven aren't great — I'm just saying everyone has a FAVOURITE!"

HEY NONGEDMAN

Pllllllllleaaaaaaaasssssse can we get the 'Speak on That' shirts back? I will buy one. I promise.

Some hilarious, kinky cards I think he might be smirking at: 1) My UNCLE took me to the ASS SHOP and it was DILDOS 2) Ask not what your FLANDERS can do for ASS SHOP but what your DILDOS can do for A FRENCH GUY 3) My other SHREK is a ASS SHOP

HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK THEME (REDUX: EP 198 EDITION, 2017) ------------------------------------------ Meg Ryan, Rupert Grint, Michelle Fifer, Rupert Grint. FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN... THIS WAS A GREAT EP-SODE (woah woah!)

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I wrote him a cool-dude poem. It's something I do for close celebrities and family members who're famous.

WHO?!

Oh, nice! Erin McGathy's putting on a show and she's been on a couple of Totally Laimes. Think I'll see her show too.

You got those numbers handy, bro? I'd love to take a peek. Edit: Sorry, turned my webcam on by mistake. Can I delete this?

I notice Andy Daly's going to be at the Edinburgh Festival this year "submitted some of his best-loved Comedy Bang! Bang! characters to your questions". EXCITING!

Maybe you're thinking of Martin Short, honey?* * Go back, read this in a Jiminy Glick voice, please.

Wait, am I going loco? I thought this old thing got cancelled!

Are you going to replenish the stock of Hollywood Handbook Speak On That shirts in various sizes? I don't want to buy an XXL because I'll just bloat into it. Is this the right place to ask this? I don't know! Who cares! Is it?

I really hoped we'd get a Decker episode with Tim and Gregg.

Please!