When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's me mooning you with a slice of pizza hanging out of my ass - Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

[When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's me mooning you with a slice of pizza hanging out of my ass - Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang]

[Yes, Police? Please help, my neighbor just finished locking himself in my basement for 3 weeks that stupid bitch]

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

[Pixar announces "Finding Dory". I haven't even seen Finding Neemo yet. What the fuck did Dory do to Neemo?]

nick.sexy

[I'm sorry Janet, I just can't handle circuses! They're too in-tents!]

nick.sexy

[Oh god, please stop. I don't consent to this. Why aren't you listening to me? Please.. Don't...]

@screch_

[If God didn't want me to masturbate, then why'd he make my hands boobs so big? Badoinky Shloink.]

@the_whiteness

soundcloud.com/screch

[Mediocre, obscure, "comedic" phrase. This will be chosen for sure.]

@the_whiteness

soundcloud.com/screch

[Stop clenching your cheeks around me man, I am so over raping people.]

@the_whiteness

[No one ever pays me in BJ's]

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[The laughs will cramp your mouth hole]

12345

[If God REALLY frowned upon masturbation so much he would have made cum stains A LOT harder to get out]

Amrite? Earwolf listeners? Relate to any of you? Really? Wow.

[I'm loving my new shirt from Benobos.com! It fits perfectly and made of 100% DCotton. Oh wait I forgot, the D is silent, right?]

I'm not sure if this works at all.

 

ho fuck, it's bonobos.com but oh well. benobos redirects to bonobos.

[Episode 119 — LIVE from Vancouver 2013]

Very funny episode, though I was hoping for some pictures to get a feel of how everyone was situated/robs balls

[CBB, almost as good as not getting an STD on your Thailand sex vacation. Almost.]

me so tired, coffee insert long time

[fuck catchphrases]

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[Come on, Michelle... Hop on this Barack O'boner...]

#SOTU

[Go fuck yourself this is Comedy Bang Bang.]

thumbs up

[Tis a bad day to be a bidet indeed.]

a

[This catchphrase is so meta, it's not even meta. It's Alternative.]

pseudo

[Hey buddy, why don't you come over EAR and WOLF down some of this content!]

gross

[And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had to keep them all together: It's Comrested BangvelopmentBang.]

Comrestedy Bangvelopbang

 

EDIT: worse

[Gentlemen, you had my comedy. But now, you have my Bang Bang]

yeah

[Jeff Q&A]

I give him permission to steal

[Jeff Q&A]

Jeff -

 

Wouldn't you think that, to add variety to your podcast collection, have a podcast that's focused on real comedians commenting and going in depth on user-submitted jokes or premises? I figure that there's a lot of 'comedy nerds' who listen to your podcasts religiously - and from looking at the highly active Comedy Bang Bang catchphrase submission forum, some of your listeners want to be funny. There can be a podcast where there could be a willing host or a random panel of comedians (2 or 3) reading this stuff of the forums (could be a new ep every 2 weeks so there'd be time to get some good and bad submissions) and commenting on it, giving tips, discussing their methodology with all the comedy terms that nerds get wet over. Also, it would promote user involvement in the forums.

 

I don't know if I got the idea I have out to you well enough - but if you do think it's a good idea then let me know. If it comes to fruition I can help out.

 

Thanks.

 

Nick

[Jeff Q&A]

Jeff,

 

How do you like your coffee?

 

Nick