EddieRayDesign

It's time for the freestyle rap battle! I've gotten a suggestion for a theme, it is...'racism'. Can we have the rap battle music please? I guess I'll start it off. Well my name is rappin' Scott and I'm here to say, it's fun to rap in a racist way...

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