RyanCampbell

They're not catchphrases, because he says them during the content of the episode, as opposed to at the beginning. Help me think of them all! 1. My wife. 2. Buhbuhbuhbonusuhsuhsuhsuh. 3. It's been. 4. 5, 4, 3, nose, 1. 5. Maybe it's just me, but for me. 6. That's a classic Would You Rather blunder. 7. In the biz. Business. 8. Marc MaRON. 9. Thank you so much. 10. Hollywood nights. 11. Downtown Abbey. 12. This country is in trouble. 13. President Barack Hussein Obamacare. 14. Burying the lede. 15. Gilding the lily. 16. Open-door policy. Please help!

got a second opinions theme song i made a whiiiiiile ago but it never got played so here goes: https://soundcloud.com/ryanscottaudio/second-opinions-ryan-scott/s-26K79

yeah i couldn't figure out how to delete posts

got a second opinions theme song i made a whiiiiiile ago but it never got played so here goes: https://soundcloud.com/ryanscottaudio/second-opinions-ryan-scott/s-26K79

got a second opinions theme song i made a whiiiiiile ago but it never got played so here goes: https://soundcloud.com/ryanscottaudio/second-opinions-ryan-scott/s-26K79

got a second opinions theme song i made a whiiiiiile ago but it never got played so here goes: https://soundcloud.com/ryanscottaudio/second-opinions-ryan-scott/s-26K79

https://soundcloud.com/ryanscottaudio/taste/s-U4mDD

jason at one point said the word "manometer" as a synonym for colin farrell's temperate penis, missing the more apropos "spermometer", but other than that, this was stellar. also as to the list of female guests, you forgot lauren lapkus.

on the real though let's all agree that fuck big bang theory good now that we're agreed we can all enjoy comedy

"sketchuational comedy" should be referred to as "skitcom"

"Good question. For an idiot." was the best part of this podcast all year

"Started from the bottom, now we here!"

apparently i've created a "bring back jukebox jury" campaign. sorry, scott. so sorry.

BRING BACK JUKEBOX JURY ALTERNATE BETWEEN JUKEBOX JURY AND FREESTYLE RAP CONTEST THEN GO STRAIGHT TO THE PLUGS THEME AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CLOSE THE PLUG BAG AND END THE SHOW

good god, "those monsters sucked and fucked" gets me every time. so pornographic. also the anger and disdain in the pronunciation of "fuck" is incredible. also, jesus christ people, get it together. this episode was incredible, scott is clearly trying to innovate instead of resting on his laurels, and you people bitching about a lack of suicide house need to get over yourselves. without new shit, we wouldn't have any characters at all! without innovation, we wouldn't have a time bobby 1, much less a time bobby 2! i love brett gelman and i'd love to see him on the pcast sometime soon, but i think characters being phased out is not necessarily a bad thing! you can only get so much from the repetition of a formula (remember farts and pro 3? not a bad episode, in fact a good one, but not nearly as good as 1 or 2!) as a sidenote, i love how much effort steven yeun is putting in and how much it's paying off. he was amazing in this ep (and also in filthy sexy teen$). he's acclimating very well to this admittedly surreal and insular atmosphere. props.

https://soundcloud.com/ryancannibal/second-opinions-ryan-cannibals/s-26K79

JUNE WHITE DRESS SHIRTS ARE JASON'S DOMAIN STAY OUT OF HIS TERRITORY

Engineer Cody should be listed as appearing in this episode. The instance where he accidentally started the theme song, or rather Scott's quick reaction to it, was the high point of a great episode for me.

I thought I'd post my trap music Second Opinions mix on this thread, too. https://soundcloud.com/ryancannibal/second-opinions-ryan-cannibals

As a trap music producer, I felt I had an obligation to put an urban spin on Jason's excellent Second Opinions theme. Enjoy. https://soundcloud.com/ryancannibal/second-opinions-ryan-cannibals

Melissa's facial expression is positively terrifying, which I love.

But the difference is that the dogs' development stops there. They'll NEVER develop "ego/superegos". They'll NEVER be able to understand the stuff you're presenting. They won't grow up and be traumatized by their experiences because they're not going to grow up. However, dogs' sex organs are as developed as a grown human's, so their experience is completely different; they can't understand sex, much less anything else, on a human level, but they desire it all the same. The peanut butter blowjob thing, as I see it, goes two ways: either the dog gets what it's doing and is fine with it, or the dog doesn't get what it's doing, and it NEVER WILL, so who cares? If the dog sees it as simply licking peanut butter, and will never see it any other way, then what's the problem?

Lil' Sebastian. Obviously.

Lauren's reactions to everyone nonchalantly talking about fucking dogs are incredible. Especially when John reveals the contents of the video. Holy shit, I was dying. Also, Brandon in the background asking where the video "can be found"... Incredible. Paul and Brandon's funny crosstalk and shit during the debate was amazing, since neither of them really had a dog in the fight (I felt that Matt wanted to moderate and Lauren immediately became too disgusted by the whole ordeal to be neutral enough to make the kinds of jokes Paul and Brandon were making). On top of all that, incredible improv; Lauren's one-liner work was beautiful (her lightning-fast response to Matt about her husband thinking her mouth was her vagina had me dying along with Brandon and John). A+ episode. Brandon needs to come back ASAP. Also, pertinent: http://www.psycholog...ally-experience Also also: Can you guys include the links to the YouTube videos you watch? I'd love to see a man sexually arousing himself using ice cream. That's what that was, right?

This is also only for Marissa. https://t.co/QB2LxwuzKr