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  1. did you hear about the cowboy who couldn't tell his his right shoe from his left? he died heel deep inside the pokemons ass.
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    Episode 131 - Jake and Amir, Our Close Friends

    yeah, you're right, that does make more sense. although if the animals in the zoo get intimate that is already positive, because sex is really good and natural, and humans is animals too, and i totally get where jon gabrus was coming from, talking about how doing hens is good now. and you know what, looking back, i don't even remember how this nonsense "engineers is heroes" got into my post. maybe my brain tazzed out from low sugar (candy is so expensive now & need a chemistry degree to find out what flavor it has), or maybe cody went inside the forum wires too, and hammered the ram, forcing it to say engineers is good somehow.
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    Episode 131 - Jake and Amir, Our Close Friends

    good ep. jake or amir piling up on the other jake or amir with sean and hayes was good. hayes is naturally good when he gets to bully one guy with other guys. also thought cody was very much on point in this ep, besides missing that joke about porking ham like Henry said. that would have played so well into that brilliant 'cornholios in your bag / back' joke that sean made later. seans fake laugh this episode @42:47 was eerily similar to his one genuine laugh from the last episode @47:44. which makes me think... did cody swap out that one genuine laugh for this fake laugh, to shield us (or him) from consequences of seans genuine laugh being on the podcast? maybe protecting ben afflec-type listeners from another dogma-style incident? is engineers heroes then? or does sean laugh like a real dweebozoid and is embarassed about it?
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    Episode 2 - Mitt Romney

    nixon sounds like a titslapping maniac. brainwashed mipps dad, then put him in a friggen cabinet? obama report card summary: personal policy: wife = loves her style level = real friggen high foreign policy: iraq = worse afghanistan = no progress ukraine = russia not stopped china = more severe north korea = obviously more dangerous syria = extraordinary mess isis = born and metastasised world = no place free enterprise is better domestic policy: recovery = most lethargic education = no improvement poverty = record levels carbon emission = no binding global deal unsustainable entitlement programs = no reform national debt = doubled race relations = deteriorated nation = more divided
  5. Mayday! Mayday! This is Tom Cruise's butthole requesting evac ASAP from the Marcab Confederacy. I'm taking heavy damage in a jungle of alien schlongs.
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    Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend

    first segment was great, then the episode got trapped in popcorn gallery with a joy-dementor. the episode and even the popcorn gallery itself put up a good fight with several brilliant questions, but these only made the j-d grow more powerful. maybe ML is not comfortable with the popcorn gallery as an environment, and for his next apperance maybe preemptively adwarding him a generous amount of points before each question would put him in a better place mentally.
  7. aahahha! i gotta get outta here man.
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    Episode 20 — Looking Through Cosmos

    feeling it too from sleep sex definitively makes up for the rape. jd sounds like riff raff from time to time on this.
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    Episode 214 — You Have To Take Action

    you should check out fill my butt with air! if you haven't already. strictly precum.
  10. i am glad paul rust looks into the camera so much.
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