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Bernard_Shakey

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  1. I was locked out of the CBB forums and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.
  2. CBB sung lines: That's also true It's been 'Sbeen a-while People on the streets Other: Creak, slam, sit A worthy uh Tig's good one robot and "Yeah!" Scott having a Voblex under his bed
  3. That song was playing at my work as I read this post! Are you communicating to me Frequency style, through the catchphrase forums? Is that you... Dad?
  4. Possession is nine tenths of the law. A pot-session is nine tents on the lawn.
  5. Bernard_Shakey

    You never hear about young hags.

    I heard about your mom.
  6. Hell hath no fury like a woman corned, Colfax McLiverneck.
  7. If at first you don't suck seed, try sucking the stems.
  8. If you have a throw away account and we ask, you have to tell us. Otherwise it's entrapment. And you can't come into our homes unless you're invited. THERE ARE RULES TO THIS!
  9. It is a far, far better, better thing, thing that, that I, I do, do than, than I, I have, have ever, ever done, done.
  10. Gone but not forgotten.
  11. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 479 - The Bunn Process

    Paul Brittain is consistently funny on CBB and his show is no different. I think it's a great premise and I really dug season one.
  12. Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages are all stuck together - dammit Steve, gross!
  13. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 477 - Two Fingers Wide

    Shrink looks great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8WH9XiwQw8
  14. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 474 - Liquid Meal Spheres

    Your stuff is amazing. If you do more of these can you set up a Tumblr or something so we can zap straight to it?
  15. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 474 - Liquid Meal Spheres

    I'm only halfway through and my face hurts from non-stop laughing! "Best Of" contender!
  16. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 472 - Pleats, Please!

    Heh heh - Check out Holly Prazoff's other appearance on Earwolf and note the description: "Welcome back to Shut Up and Pants With Me! with your hosts Linda and Carol (Alana Johnston, Holly Prazoff)! Itโ€™s the podcast solely dedicated to the wonderful world of pants. This week they are joined by Yolanda, only the hottest Ponte Pants designer to answer burning questions. Why Ponte? Are shorts pants? Who wins in a battle against Gauchos vs. Culottes?" http://www.earwolf.com/episode/alana-johnston-holly-prazoff-shut-up-and-pants-with-me/
  17. vs14: "And the Lord blessed Jason the Beloved and all of the Mantzoukia and said unto him, 'Go and take for yourselves all of the splendor and treasure that once belonged to the Auckerites and even the widow Kulap shall I give unto you.' So Jason took for himself the widow Kulap to be his bride and did plunder the Earwolf Temple coffers where was found the Comedy Death Ray gold."
  18. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 468 - The Dream Method

    Now I wanna hear Chief Inspector Yoplait on an episode with Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. Maybe throw in some Ian Fleming and have a proper British-Off.
  19. Click edit. Then click "Use Full Editor" to edit the subject line.
  20. Bernard_Shakey

    I Just Noticed The Paywall for CBB is Finally Up.

    Trump built the paywall and we payed for it.
  21. Bernard_Shakey

    Best of 2016 Pt. 3

    Please don't joke about that. and now? at Christmas?!
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