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Topics posted by Bernard_Shakey
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Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, smell like no one's tasting.
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Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy? And being able to ask your employees if you can jerk off in front of them, while they watch?
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No shirt, No shoes, No service? - No don't know anymore!
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It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. - Let's just say Times was all over the place back then and it was really sad to watch.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Give a man a fish -Â feed him for a day. Wait till that man falls asleep after eating that fish -Â steal his shoes.
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My gingerbread House cures unusual and hidden gingerbread illnesses.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I told my wife I wanted a Nutcracker for Christmas and so she did. She bought me a lovely Nutcracker. Not everything has to be a joke.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Auld Lang Syne? ​​​​​​​More like "Old Wang, Sigh" am I right Ladies?!
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We didn't start the fire. No we didn't light it but we also didn't try to prevent it from being lit. So technically yes, we are somewhat to blame for all of those deaths.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass. P.S. You got any ass?
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When God closes a door he opens up the possibility for a lawsuit because that's a fire safety violation.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shampoodler for my real friends, and real poodles for my sham friends.
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A doctor a day will keep Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter away.
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The gutters in this city are filled with people like us. - Mostly street sweepers and gutter repairmen, but still.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth. And don't find fault with this free advice.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This condition amongst doctors is called apple-phobia and is quite rare.
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Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water? Wait a minute. Who puts a well at the top of a hill?!
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One in the hand, Two in the bush, Three on the sidewalk, Smoke some kush.
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You expect me to bow down and kowtow to you now? Pal, I wouldn't even know how!
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some folks whistle while they work, I like to calculate while I copulate.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I wanna John in the Keats and a Lord Byron in the sheets.
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