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dalbear

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  1. Scott, hire me as a writer
  2. "Real eyes realize real eyes," Bob said to Derrick knowing very well how sensitive he was about his glass eye. Bob is a real dickhead.
  3. "Put a cork in it!" Jeremy yelled to the waiter holding the open bottle of wine who wouldn't shut the fuck up about his band.
  4. and really doesn't even need to be here, so what do you say we all just call it an early day and beat that LA traffic.
  5. not a hackneyed catchphrase which originated in the late 60s and now only stands to cheapen the experience of a once great francise and reduces it to a simple merchandising ploy.
  6. to never see what paint thinner tastes like
  7. You currently have an armadillo chewing on your rectum.
  8. Seriously, it's underaged.
  9. welcome to comedy buck fuck.
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