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Well I actually didn't license them to take any artistic with my question, and unfortunately, they took out all of the chic funny parts. Their nonsense just cost me a script writing gig for Tramsformers 4: Heart of the Tin-Man.

Not that it makes much of a difference, but the "Australian flying squirrel" is called a sugar glider.

Just an FYI, Wyoming is def not the east coast...

I'm down! Hey Jason, in your opinion, which former gangster rapper is the coldest in real life today, Ice Cube or Ice-T?

That would be kind of cool if we all could go. We could wear those HH shirts that Burdrulz designed a couple of months ago and represent

I know that you are all looking to me to hook you up with the latest dancehall jams from Jamaica. Here is the latest song from Spice. It's about to take over American airwaves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yHmiixs3qI

Hollywood Handbook is an INSIDER'S guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red-carpet-lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. Sean and Hayes are benevolent enough to try and help us small-minded midwesterners understand what goes on in the tv boxes that we own, but they aren't in it to cash in. I guarantee that if anyone approached them with a blank check to get them to do a show instead of this podcast, they would turn it down. They know that their podcast means way too much to us little people.

If we are talking about plugs now, I would recommend Bosley over any other company.

I just couldn't help myself from trying to be a part of HH history. If I could have found a way, I would have reserved the first #100 for Chanson.

and.... never mind.

...and I like pizza

Hey everyone, As a part of "Initiative 100" I would like to tell you the most personal thing about me: I love rollerskating.

I don't know about the peens, but I would recommend copious amounts of hand holding the entire time. Like, never let go until the end.

Dear Jon Graybrush, To be honest, your show on MTV2 is the worst television adaptation of a book that I have ever had the displeasure of watching. Do you plan on introducing the codex next season so that your show finally makes more sense?

Pope: That black whale movie? Madea?...that goes to San Diego? August: You're thinking of a different black whale movie... Way too many ratzingers to possibly appreciate in this episode.

Hey Eugene, Chanson here, did you know that your name means "lambskin" in Spanish? Was it hard for you to get dates when you were younger because they didn't trust you on a microscopic level?

They probz loved (and could totally relate to) the part when the evil guy from Big Momma's House was telling the young black kids (am I allowed to say that?) to dribble up with court with their massive dongs. That part made me very comfortable and happy that I spent the 94 minutes watching all of that comedic artistry.

Definitely not bullshit. He had a lot of poignant observations about the changes happening.

Gyal u vicious unno? Now yuh gwan mek mi tek up mi odda nyame fi dodge deh CIA= Mob Barley ...for all my Jamaicans (Greggy) in here.

1. Way to put my whole government on blast 2. Ouch

I didn't get any of Hayes's jokes in that podcast. I mean a character that pretends to be really well-versed in accuracy rates in sports must be ahead of the time, but not ONE laugh. That was some outstanding scoop trooping Asteck. Next we will find out that Hayes was a top genetic engineer at Monsanto or something.

I think that Ursher would definitely say "Yeah!" if Sean and Hayes invited him. However, he does have the weird tendency to put his hands in places that he's never seen... if you know what I mean...

...because I know Matt was considering being vegan:

Jah rules

Sorry Freja, I think that I speak for all of the straight men and (butch) lesbians in the forum when I say that progressive straight women are too scary. First you start asking men out (never do that), and then you will probably try to make him ride cupcake when you tame the open road with your Harley. Haven't you learned what happens when women take charge? You get Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.