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Pure Guava

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  1. If we can't depend on our local cafe/drug dealer then who can we depend on? Depends? It's right there on the title but I'm afraid of what my panty line would look like with a diaper on
  2. these damn droids with their boopin' and beepin'. Back in my day a droid was quiet as sin and half as sexy.
  3. 1 for the ducks down by the pond 1 for Grandma Palermo 1 to pour down his pants Jimmy 3-Salads was a sick fuck
  4. look, it was one night in college. Everyone was doing it! Christine! Come back! CHRISTINE
  5. I kid I kid got pinned by GDF at Laguna Seca Daze 1991 during a sick 45-minute China Cat>I Know You Rider>Visions of Johanna
  6. pretty good place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there
  7. Unless it's a 8-day PCP binge. That's a little more spicy.
  8. that rooster has the manners of a chicken
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