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Pure Guava

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About Pure Guava

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    This is actually Adam Scott, Hollywood Bad Boy
  • Birthday 04/03/1973

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Scott_(actor)
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    Adam Scott's house, usually.
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    Hangin with My lovely wife Naomi, reading Harry Potter to my kids, listening to U2, REM, and if I need to change my vibe? Drop some choice Dead shows (1972 for mellowing me out after kicking Hollywood's ass, 1977 for getting me revved up and ready to kick Hollywood's ass again). then it's time for some straight chillin' round the way, Santa Cruz style, ya know? Puffin' hooters, chewing boomers and making tie-dye shirts for my Dad's friends, then at sunset head down to my church, which you might know as the beach, but for us Cruz Cruisers AKA the Boardwalk Bunch AKA the SCBOYZ it's known as church, not the beach. So church bells ring and I open my eyes to discover I'm kneeling in front of an altar boy not a blue foamy crusher that's when I realize I went to an actual church, not the beach, which is known as church to me, but instead of hitting the gnar-gnar water ladders with my 8ft soft-top boogie board (ages 12-up only, I don't play around with that kiddie stuff, that stuff that is for kids) custom spray painted to have the original poster art for The Lost Boys but my head airbrushed over that dude from Bill and Ted that's not Keanu because that's why I got into pretending to be other people in front of cameras, to meet remake Lost Boys with the same cast except not-Keanu and I guess another reason I slyly waited until now to smirk at you knowingly, pull my sun shades down my nostril middle and I turn to the camera I envision everywhere I go at all times " I heard you can make some pretty big paychecks, we're talking BOO-KOO-DOLL-ORR-AYS BROOOOOSSS"

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    Status update #308

     

    We are still without food or water after nearly 8 months here on the island. We survive by catching and eating the weird inside-out bird-creatures that hover over our heads any time we leave the cave. Weird that after watching us capture, kill, cook and eat thousands of these creatures they never seem to be scared or worried when we break out the nets and machete. It's almost like they purposefully fly into the net and that weird gurgle they make right as the knife hits could be classified as both relieved laugh and pleasurable sigh but then again I've almost gone a year with no other company than the "birds" and Jakob, why oh why out of 56 passengers it was Jakob that survived?????? That guy.....I'm not quite ready to talk about that guy yet.

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