smitty
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The silencer makes a whisper of the gun shot. I hold her and look into her eyes. "Begone, thot."
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Disney's James Cameron's Avatar Presents Marvel's Pixar's Toy Story 4: Speed 2 - Cruise Control
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Oh Tanya, sweet Tanya, with my gaze set upon ya, I wish only to bake you a great big lasagna
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Next to the breast, the taint is the best, it's salty taste keeps life full of zest
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Welcome to the jungle! We got jungles and jungles, we got every jungle you want, jungle we know the jungles
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Like my father once said, "like my father once said, never drag your balls cross a bald man's head"
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Piccadily Billy was found guilty of gilding the lily. He was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
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Inquiring minds want to know, how you dropping that fat cock so low?
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O captain! My captain! Our fearful trip is done. The ship has weathered every rack but can it weather these juicy buns?
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Kenny Loggins logged in to LinkedIn then farted a tune with his butthole a-winkin'
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You wrote the word "attachment" in your message but haven't added an attachment, would you like to eat a butt?
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and dis pear. You seen dis pear? Mmmm, dis pear look yummy, ain't it?
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Like my father once said, "like my father once said, never rub a nickel on a bald man's head"
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I hope you're sitting down because Ripley's Believe It Or Not, that ain't butter!
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Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, diarrhea at supper time!
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Nobody tells me what the frick to do! I give the orders here and my order is frick you!
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Welcome one, welcome all to 7-Eleven Presents: Comedy Big Gulp with your host Slurpee Hotdoggerman
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Not a fan of "Clocks" or "Viva la Vida?" Sounds like Coldplay leaves you cold, playa.
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No, I don't want no Scrubs. Scrubs is a show that can't get no more repeats.
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When I stare into my children's eyes, I feel the love of Yeezus.
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